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If we do not pay for children in good schools, then we are going to pay for them in prisons and mental hospitals. — Eleanor Roosevelt

There have been two great narcotics in European civilisation: Christianity and alcohol. — Friedrich Nietzsche

When we fight back with joy, we awaken to the deepest reality of our identity as beloved, delightful children of God. — Margaret Feinberg

A drunken but exceedingly depressed German clown from Munich entertained the public. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

A proper autobiography is a death-bed confession. — Mary Antin

I'm homeless, in a funny way. My culture I think is completely rooted in German 19th century music I suppose. — Hans Zimmer

For investors, the thesis is a Silicon Valley adage: Get millions of people to use the service first, and eventually it will find a way to make money. — Anonymous

Music's supposed to be real. When it really touches you, it's supposed to be real. — Josh Homme

I decided to take a stab at acting. I entered the American Academy of Dramatic Art, where one teacher told me I'd never make it - I was too tall. — Fred Gwynne

For all Italian people, family is very important. We don't fight with our families. — Domenico Dolce

You help yourself to a hug whenever you want one, sugar. They're warm, and they're free. — Diane Hammond

He had to witness how a ginger German with a v-neck that almost went as low as his navel drew all the attention to himself. — John Duover

The yearning for strong leadership is more about strength of purpose - clarity of vision - than about merely 'getting tough'. — Hugh Mackay

You can't make people work harder. People have to want to work hard and make a difference. Purpose matters. — Ziad K. Abdelnour