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Funny Gentleman Quotes By Stacey Lewis: I don't think I could ever leave you

I don't think I could ever leave you Peyton. I'm in love with you. — Stacey Lewis

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Krista Alasti: I can be a gentleman off and on.

I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran — Krista Alasti

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Kit Rocha: I'll be a perfect gentleman. Just clit-sucking and

I'll be a perfect gentleman. Just clit-sucking and jerking off, no funny business. — Kit Rocha

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Mark Z. Danielewski: He loved more than anything to fly. His

He loved more than anything to fly. His sole conflict was with gravity. — Mark Z. Danielewski

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Clive Barker: Journey to the end of day, Come the

Journey to the end of day, Come the fire-fly, Come the moon; Say a prayer for God's good grace And sleep with lore upon your face. — Clive Barker

Funny Gentleman Quotes By T.H. Snyder: Char is beautiful, smart, funny, and I love

Char is beautiful, smart, funny, and I love the way our bodies communicate with one another. It's as if she was made for me." ~ Riley — T.H. Snyder

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Derek Landy: Hmmm ... that's interesting.""What?""There seems to be a

Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Thomas Aquinas: Faith is God's work within us.

Faith is God's work within us. — Thomas Aquinas

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Lee Thompson: I guess you could say I'm allergic to

I guess you could say I'm allergic to sunlight. If I'm exposed to it, it could kill me. — Lee Thompson

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Lois McMaster Bujold: You have to be careful who you let

You have to be careful who you let define your good. — Lois McMaster Bujold

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Toni Andrews: He had waited until I had my door

He had waited until I had my door open, then driven away. The perfect gentleman. Sort of like Dracula just before he drank your blood. — Toni Andrews

Funny Gentleman Quotes By James Schuyler: Snow falling softly on lashes of eyes you

Snow falling softly on lashes of eyes you love, and a cold cheek growing warm next to your own in hushed dark familial December. — James Schuyler

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Himmilicious: A woman settles down when she meets a

A woman settles down when she meets a gentleman among escaping chickens, funny baboons, and tricky hyenas .
I'm yet to meet a homosapien. — Himmilicious

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Alex Potvin: I would have grown up to be a

I would have grown up to be a gentleman adventurer if I were more of a gentleman. — Alex Potvin

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Lawrence Ferlinghetti: The future of publishing lies with the small

The future of publishing lies with the small and medium-sized presses, because the big publishers in New York are all part of huge conglomerates. — Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: Nature is full of freaks, and now puts

Nature is full of freaks, and now puts an old head on young shoulders, and then takes a young heart heating under fourscore winters. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Gene Robinson: I've long been really intrigued with what is

I've long been really intrigued with what is the ... proper role of faith and religion in public life. — Gene Robinson

Funny Gentleman Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends

Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen. — George Bernard Shaw

Funny Gentleman Quotes By George Everett Macdonald: The Church being what she is cannot have

The Church being what she is cannot have the instincts of a gentleman. — George Everett Macdonald

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Henry Brougham, 1st Baron Brougham And Vaux: A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it for himself. — Henry Brougham, 1st Baron Brougham And Vaux

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Garrett Hardin: In a competitive world of limited resources, total

In a competitive world of limited resources, total freedom of individual action is intolerable — Garrett Hardin

Funny Gentleman Quotes By David Kirby: Food-- like sex, politics, and religion-- is an

Food-- like sex, politics, and religion-- is an intensely personal, emotional, and complicated subject. — David Kirby

Funny Gentleman Quotes By Michael Moorcock: The problems for which I could find no

The problems for which I could find no solution in fact had no solution. — Michael Moorcock