Funny Flatulence Quotes
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Funny Flatulence Quotes & Sayings
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I've never had plastic surgery, but if they made a new invention for making people taller, I'd be the first to have the surgery.
— Alanna Ubach
I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly.
— Pawan Mishra
Everything starts with a lie and ends with an apology.
— Zoran Drvenkar
During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office.
— Dan Thompson
I have spent too much time with my eye glued to the viewfinder and ended up missing both the image of the mind and that on film.
— Doug Peacock