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Funny Flatulence Quotes By Alanna Ubach: I've never had plastic surgery, but if they

I've never had plastic surgery, but if they made a new invention for making people taller, I'd be the first to have the surgery. — Alanna Ubach

Funny Flatulence Quotes By Pawan Mishra: I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly. — Pawan Mishra

Funny Flatulence Quotes By Zoran Drvenkar: Everything starts with a lie and ends with

Everything starts with a lie and ends with an apology. — Zoran Drvenkar

Funny Flatulence Quotes By Dan Thompson: During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is

During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office. — Dan Thompson

Funny Flatulence Quotes By Doug Peacock: I have spent too much time with my

I have spent too much time with my eye glued to the viewfinder and ended up missing both the image of the mind and that on film. — Doug Peacock

Funny Flatulence Quotes By S.A. David: A gruesome death is a public event. Cops

A gruesome death is a public event. Cops destroy privacy in order to build a concatenation. — S.A. David

Funny Flatulence Quotes By Noam Chomsky: Large corporations have resources to influence media and

Large corporations have resources to influence media and overwhelm the political process, and do so accordingly. — Noam Chomsky