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I had my palm read. I wrote something on it first to see if she would read that too.
— Mitch Hedberg
First of all, i'm not an actor - I'm an asshole.
— Chelsea Handler
I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded."
— Steven Wright
The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
— David Cross
The first obligation I have is to be funny; it's my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes.
— George Carlin
My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that.
— Peter Jacobson
When I started off in DC, you didn't get viral first. You got funny first.
— Donnell Rawlings
The first step is always to succeed in becoming surprised - to notice that there is something funny going on.
— David Gelernter
My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny?
— Doug Stanhope
Funny thing, every time an angel appeared to someone in the Bible, the first thing he'd say was, "Fear not." ... I guess they were pretty spectacular.
— Gilbert Morris
