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A female feline named KattaIs getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta? — Lilian Jackson Braun
The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team.
— John Wooden
Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female.
— Gwen Stefani
Cale! Have you had a female in here?"Calic laughed carelessly. "Depends on when you're referring to. — Kiersten Fay
I managed to slip two children out in the middle of my career and have been lucky with all the work.
— Samantha Bond
Oh my god," I said, but I couldn't help but laugh. "You can't make jokes about eating dead people if you actually eat dead people.
— Kali Wallace
If I really considered myself a writer, I wouldn't be writing screenplays. I'd be writing novels.
— Quentin Tarantino
To be a great autocrat you must be a great barbarian.
— Joseph Conrad
We don't know how to insult you any more' (Inter fan banner, directed at their own team)
— John Foot
Loved people are loving people.
— Katharine Hepburn
To 'know Thyself' is considered quite an accomplishment.
— L. Frank Baum
A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you.
— Khaled Hosseini
I shook my head back and forth as though I was a human etch-a-sketch, erasing the memory.
— Nicole Gulla
Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you.""Because any other female would! — Kresley Cole
For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous.
— J.M. Richards
Great minds think alike-especially when they are female.
— Christina Dodd
I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.
— Daniel Tosh
I don't know if I believe in life after death so much as I believe that there is something out there.
— Nikki Sixx
Every time you get knocked down you get up stronger.
— Marlon Brando
Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison
Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders?
— Friedrich Nietzsche
And my piece of advice is ... don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.
— Simone Elkeles
He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.
— Winston Churchill
The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
— Criss Jami
Tip#27Kiss a girl if you're a female,
If you're a single male kiss a Guy
(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright
