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A female feline named Katta
Is getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta? — Lilian Jackson Braun

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. — John Wooden

Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female. — Gwen Stefani

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. — George Eliot

Cale! Have you had a female in here?"

Calic laughed carelessly. "Depends on when you're referring to. — Kiersten Fay

I managed to slip two children out in the middle of my career and have been lucky with all the work. — Samantha Bond

Oh my god," I said, but I couldn't help but laugh. "You can't make jokes about eating dead people if you actually eat dead people. — Kali Wallace

If I really considered myself a writer, I wouldn't be writing screenplays. I'd be writing novels. — Quentin Tarantino

No, as far as I am concerned, let your wife cherish the memory of this dead, stainless mother. Why should I interfere with her illusions? — Oscar Wilde

The prediction I can make with the highest confidence is that the most amazing discoveries will be the ones we are not today wise enough to foresee. — Carl Sagan

To be a great autocrat you must be a great barbarian. — Joseph Conrad

We don't know how to insult you any more' (Inter fan banner, directed at their own team) — John Foot

Loved people are loving people. — Katharine Hepburn

To 'know Thyself' is considered quite an accomplishment. — L. Frank Baum

A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you. — Khaled Hosseini

I shook my head back and forth as though I was a human etch-a-sketch, erasing the memory. — Nicole Gulla

Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you."
"Because any other female would! — Kresley Cole

For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous. — J.M. Richards

Great minds think alike-especially when they are female. — Christina Dodd

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best. — Daniel Tosh

I don't know if I believe in life after death so much as I believe that there is something out there. — Nikki Sixx

Every time you get knocked down you get up stronger. — Marlon Brando

Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? — Friedrich Nietzsche

And my piece of advice is ... don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours. — Simone Elkeles

He is like a female llama surprised in her bath. — Winston Churchill

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. — Criss Jami

Tip#27

Kiss a girl if you're a female,

If you're a single male kiss a Guy

(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright

Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich. — Habeeb Akande