Funny Farts Quotes
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Funny Farts Quotes & Sayings
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A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
Water's water and that's why it's beautiful.
— Alberto Caeiro
There is no creature so perfect in wisdom and knowledge but may learn something for time present, and to come, by times past.
— John Robinson
EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!
— Dylan Moran
I never expected there to be so much death in my life.'
I. C. Williams. — Iain Cameron Williams
I. C. Williams. — Iain Cameron Williams
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.
— Carl Barron
The king stood in a pool of blue light, unmoored.
— Emily St. John Mandel
A fart in the face is love.
— James Kidd
Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.
— Mark Hoppus
'It worked.' (said after witnessing the first atomic detonation).
— J. Robert Oppenheimer
You think I'm a pretty good race car driver? Wait until you see my brother. He's the best driver in the family.
— Kurt Busch
Do It Badly - But at Least Do It!
— Ernie J Zelinski