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Funny Farts Quotes By Robert Hass: Ah, love, this is fear. This is fear

Ah, love, this is fear. This is fear and syllables
and the beginnings of beauty. — Robert Hass

Funny Farts Quotes By Michael Bassey Johnson: A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the

A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Funny Farts Quotes By Pearl S. Buck: Learn the good that you can of the

Learn the good that you can of the foreign people and reject the unsuitable. — Pearl S. Buck

Funny Farts Quotes By Alberto Caeiro: Water's water and that's why it's beautiful.

Water's water and that's why it's beautiful. — Alberto Caeiro

Funny Farts Quotes By John Robinson: There is no creature so perfect in wisdom

There is no creature so perfect in wisdom and knowledge but may learn something for time present, and to come, by times past. — John Robinson

Funny Farts Quotes By Dylan Moran: EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in

EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance! — Dylan Moran

Funny Farts Quotes By Iain Cameron Williams: I never expected there to be so much

I never expected there to be so much death in my life.'
I. C. Williams. — Iain Cameron Williams

Funny Farts Quotes By Tom Waits: Your old home town's so far away, but

Your old home town's so far away, but inside your head there's a record that's playing, a song called 'Hold On — Tom Waits

Funny Farts Quotes By Carl Barron: My dad was proud of himself when he

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron

Funny Farts Quotes By Emily St. John Mandel: The king stood in a pool of blue

The king stood in a pool of blue light, unmoored. — Emily St. John Mandel

Funny Farts Quotes By James Kidd: A fart in the face is love.

A fart in the face is love. — James Kidd

Funny Farts Quotes By Jenny Slate: I always thought that farts were funny, and

I always thought that farts were funny, and I always thought that they were mine to talk about because they came out of my body. — Jenny Slate

Funny Farts Quotes By Deepak Chopra: When mind, body, and spirit are in harmony,

When mind, body, and spirit are in harmony, happiness is the natural result. — Deepak Chopra

Funny Farts Quotes By Mark Hoppus: Farts and poop are still funny and will

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny. — Mark Hoppus

Funny Farts Quotes By J. Robert Oppenheimer: 'It worked.' (said after witnessing the first atomic

'It worked.' (said after witnessing the first atomic detonation). — J. Robert Oppenheimer

Funny Farts Quotes By Kurt Busch: You think I'm a pretty good race car

You think I'm a pretty good race car driver? Wait until you see my brother. He's the best driver in the family. — Kurt Busch

Funny Farts Quotes By Ernie J Zelinski: Do It Badly - But at Least Do

Do It Badly - But at Least Do It! — Ernie J Zelinski

Funny Farts Quotes By Martha Beck: If you're living completely on your own, break

If you're living completely on your own, break out of solitary confinement. Seek to understand others, and help them understand you. — Martha Beck