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The main advantage of working at home is that you get to find out what cats really do all day.
— Lynne Truss
If you're a drug addict, then you've always got drugs, so you're a criminal. So you're gonna get into problems.
— Russell Brand
I do like to believe there is no stupid and or funny question because in fact if we don't ask than we don't learn.
— Kai Greene
Life is enough grace.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or minus the facts.
— Stephen Colbert
I don't leave home without me.
— Judith Fitzgerald
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
— E.B. White
Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better.
— Bauvard
I don't own Hollywood.
— Louis Farrakhan
Chivalry does not imply that women are powerless. On the contrary, chivalry is an admission of women's superiority.
— Beth Fantaskey
I felt like a newly laid egg, all swishy and gloopy inside, and so fragile that the slightest pressure could break me.
— Gail Honeyman
I have not earned what I have already enjoyed.
— Henry David Thoreau
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
