Funny Exit Quotes

Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. Exit signs? They're on their way out. — Tim Vine

Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came. — Peter De Vries

I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit! — Sharon Swan