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Funny Everyday Life Quotes By William Bennett: Nothing in recent years, on television or anywhere

Nothing in recent years, on television or anywhere else, has improved on a good story that begins "Once upon a time ... " — William Bennett

Funny Everyday Life Quotes By Lauren Gilley: Dude," Mercy said. "I will fold you up

Dude," Mercy said. "I will fold you up and stuff you in this beer pitcher." "But — Lauren Gilley

Funny Everyday Life Quotes By Alan Greenspan: We're a democratic society. Shutting down the government

We're a democratic society. Shutting down the government should not be on the agenda. — Alan Greenspan

Funny Everyday Life Quotes By Bill Kurtis: If you're a producer, you always spend too

If you're a producer, you always spend too much money because you want that shot - and you're willing to spend a bundle to get it. — Bill Kurtis

Funny Everyday Life Quotes By Alice Munro: To be a femme fatale you don't have

To be a femme fatale you don't have to be slinky and sensuous and disastrously beautiful, you just have to have the will to disturb. — Alice Munro

Funny Everyday Life Quotes By Michael Krozer: Our purpose for living is to create the

Our purpose for living is to create the future. — Michael Krozer

Funny Everyday Life Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: A man must be orthodox upon most things,

A man must be orthodox upon most things, or he will never even have time to preach his own heresy. — G.K. Chesterton

Funny Everyday Life Quotes By Sherwood Anderson: She thought that something unexpressed in herself came

She thought that something unexpressed in herself came forth and became a part of an unexpressed something in them. — Sherwood Anderson

Funny Everyday Life Quotes By Shaquille O'Neal: I'm not going to go home and drink

I'm not going to go home and drink rat urine. — Shaquille O'Neal

Funny Everyday Life Quotes By Liz Jensen: Carpe Dium, I say. Seize the day. Grab

Carpe Dium, I say. Seize the day. Grab it by the throat and rattle its bollocks — Liz Jensen