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Funny English Quotes By Richard Llewellyn: So I went to bed, full, happy, and

So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land — Richard Llewellyn

Funny English Quotes By Oscar Wilde: The English have a miraculous power of turning

The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water. — Oscar Wilde

Funny English Quotes By Jean-Georges Vongerichten: When I went to London, they told me

When I went to London, they told me I spoke with a funny accent - English with a Chinese accent. — Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Funny English Quotes By K.J. Parker: He couldn't even write his name. When he

He couldn't even write his name. When he was Emperor, he had to sign documents with a stencil. — K.J. Parker

Funny English Quotes By Frankie Boyle: The East End of Glasgow is like the

The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English. — Frankie Boyle

Funny English Quotes By Marisa De Los Santos: You mustn't let men drive you to mangling

You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are. — Marisa De Los Santos

Funny English Quotes By William A. Adams: Collective leadership effectiveness drives business performance.

Collective leadership effectiveness drives business performance. — William A. Adams

Funny English Quotes By T.H. White: One more try,' he asked, 'We are not

One more try,' he asked, 'We are not quite done.' 'What is the use of trying?' 'It is a thing which people do. — T.H. White

Funny English Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov: [ ... ] and I switched to English

[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. — Vladimir Nabokov

Funny English Quotes By Jim Broadbent: It's funny how a film about a murderous

It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you. — Jim Broadbent

Funny English Quotes By Robin Williams: We have a president for whom English is

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. — Robin Williams

Funny English Quotes By Seth Grahame-Smith: Seeing the way his trousers clung to those

Seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts. — Seth Grahame-Smith

Funny English Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I hope God speaks English. If I get

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. — Daniel Tosh

Funny English Quotes By Azhar Sabri: The real fun of life is in laughing

The real fun of life is in laughing — Azhar Sabri

Funny English Quotes By John O'Donohue: When time is reduced to linear progress, it

When time is reduced to linear progress, it is emptied of presence. — John O'Donohue

Funny English Quotes By Rachel Caine: Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

Funny English Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: I was not born with English in my

I was not born with English in my pocket. — Santosh Kalwar

Funny English Quotes By Emma Chase: Fine's a funny word, don't you think? I

Fine's a funny word, don't you think? I don't think there's another like it in the English language that says so much while actually saying so little. — Emma Chase

Funny English Quotes By Sacha Guitry: If a playwright is funny, the English look

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke. — Sacha Guitry

Funny English Quotes By David Cross: Because you've been on dates where y'know, you

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. — David Cross

Funny English Quotes By George Mikes: Continental people have a sex life; the English

Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles. — George Mikes

Funny English Quotes By Thich Nhat Hanh: Happiness can be attained by letting go, including

Happiness can be attained by letting go, including letting go of your ideas about happiness. — Thich Nhat Hanh

Funny English Quotes By Pharrell Williams: I have an all-Japanese design team, and none

I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation. — Pharrell Williams

Funny English Quotes By Richard House: Everything in English sounded funny.

Everything in English sounded funny. — Richard House

Funny English Quotes By Frank Bough: Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the

Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word — Frank Bough

Funny English Quotes By Margaret Cho: My parents are very funny when they have

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. — Margaret Cho

Funny English Quotes By Benjamin Graham: The analyst's conclusions must always rest upon the

The analyst's conclusions must always rest upon the figures and upon established tests and standards. — Benjamin Graham

Funny English Quotes By Bertrand Russell: John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen

John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since! — Bertrand Russell

Funny English Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina

Funny English Quotes By David Mitchell: Only the trombonist played on. That's trombonists for

Only the trombonist played on. That's trombonists for you. — David Mitchell

Funny English Quotes By L.H. Thomson: I'm English. We're about as tactful as a

I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time. — L.H. Thomson

Funny English Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: A woman who is praying and a woman

A woman who is praying and a woman who is having fun, they both say " Oh My God", the only difference is how they pronounce it. — M.F. Moonzajer

Funny English Quotes By Alison Wong: Love is simple, if you allow it to

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

Funny English Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: I beg your pardon; I am drunk without

I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man. — Santosh Kalwar