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Funny Elphaba Quotes By Charlotte Bronte: Reader, I married him.

Reader, I married him. — Charlotte Bronte

Funny Elphaba Quotes By John Zande: The unguarded, naked truth is however this: This

The unguarded, naked truth is however this: This world was never good. — John Zande

Funny Elphaba Quotes By Ariana Carruth: Why is it so easy to abandon ourselves,

Why is it so easy to abandon ourselves, and why do we so easily fall into the illusion that this self-abandonment is the only way people will like us? — Ariana Carruth

Funny Elphaba Quotes By J.D. Vance: Public policy can help, but there is no

Public policy can help, but there is no government that can fix these problems for us. Recall — J.D. Vance

Funny Elphaba Quotes By Chingiz Aitmatov: There will be winter, there will be cold,

There will be winter, there will be cold, there will be snowstorms, but then there will be spring.. Agian.. — Chingiz Aitmatov

Funny Elphaba Quotes By Deb Caletti: Shakti always said we should have a guy

Shakti always said we should have a guy we wanted to keep shaving our legs for. I knew what she meant.
pg. 129 — Deb Caletti

Funny Elphaba Quotes By Adlai E. Stevenson: The best reason I can think of for

The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day. — Adlai E. Stevenson

Funny Elphaba Quotes By Frank Zappa: If you really love guitar, you're going to

If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing. — Frank Zappa

Funny Elphaba Quotes By Douglas Coupland: The only way to the top is killing

The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I'm kidding. But killing helps. — Douglas Coupland

Funny Elphaba Quotes By Lily Cole: I kind of see clothes a bit like

I kind of see clothes a bit like role-playing, depending what mood I'm in. — Lily Cole

Funny Elphaba Quotes By Freeman Dyson: A good scientist is a person with original

A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible. — Freeman Dyson

Funny Elphaba Quotes By Joseph Heller: Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us

Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow. — Joseph Heller

Funny Elphaba Quotes By David Whyte: What you plan is too small for you

What you plan is too small for you to live. — David Whyte

Funny Elphaba Quotes By George Herbert: Great strokes make not sweete musick.

Great strokes make not sweete musick. — George Herbert