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Funny Eldorado Quotes By Terry Pratchett: When people were in serious trouble they went

When people were in serious trouble they went to a witch. — Terry Pratchett

Funny Eldorado Quotes By Christopher G. Nuttall: He knew from his own studies that if

He knew from his own studies that if a child wasn't taught right and wrong from a very early age, the behaviour would never truly improve. — Christopher G. Nuttall

Funny Eldorado Quotes By George Eliot: A woman mixed of such fine elementsThat were

A woman mixed of such fine elements
That were all virtue and religion dead
She'd make them newly, being what she was. — George Eliot

Funny Eldorado Quotes By Erwin McManus: I guess when I really think about it,

I guess when I really think about it, God's voice sounds a lot like my voice. — Erwin McManus

Funny Eldorado Quotes By Jeanette Winterson: The continuous narrative of existence is a lie.

The continuous narrative of existence is a lie. There is no continuous narrative, there are lit-up moments, and the rest is dark. — Jeanette Winterson

Funny Eldorado Quotes By Kaylea Cross: He'd done it like he did everything else

He'd done it like he did everything else - with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her. — Kaylea Cross

Funny Eldorado Quotes By Groucho Marx: If you've heard this story before, don't stop

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again. — Groucho Marx

Funny Eldorado Quotes By Alison G. Bailey: Sweetheart, there was so much eye fucking going

Sweetheart, there was so much eye fucking going on between the two of you, it was like an ophthalmologist's wet dream. — Alison G. Bailey

Funny Eldorado Quotes By Robertson Davies: Imagination is a good horse to carry you

Imagination is a good horse to carry you over the ground - not a flying carpet to set you free from probability. — Robertson Davies

Funny Eldorado Quotes By Clive Owen: Ultimately, to have a career in movies, to

Ultimately, to have a career in movies, to a certain extent, certainly in England, you can't sustain a career in just English movies. — Clive Owen

Funny Eldorado Quotes By Joseph Pearce: As a champion of the Church Militant in

As a champion of the Church Militant in a hostile secular society, Belloc would sometimes exhibit a siege mentality akin to the defiance of Pius IX. — Joseph Pearce

Funny Eldorado Quotes By Jay Leno: Yesterday, Saddam Hussein got 100 percent of the

Yesterday, Saddam Hussein got 100 percent of the vote. Well, that's according to Saddam's campaign manager, Jeb Hussein. — Jay Leno

Funny Eldorado Quotes By Julie Murphy: I get called a freak everyday. I might

I get called a freak everyday. I might as well make a show of it. — Julie Murphy

Funny Eldorado Quotes By Peter Voogd: There is NOBODY like you, and once you

There is NOBODY like you, and once you realize that your entire future changes." - Peter Voogd — Peter Voogd