Funny Eggs Quotes
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Funny Eggs Quotes & Sayings
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— Nicholas Sparks
These eggs are broken. Cracked."
"Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges
"Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges
For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!
— Dylan Moran
I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.
— Oliver Herford
Of all possible debauches, traveling is the greatest that I know; that's the one they invented when they got tired of all the others.
— Gustave Flaubert
The fat Sentry has some scrambled eggs.
— P.T. Macias
He wondered if he might be in love, but realized it was far more likely he was dying.
— Herbie Brennan
The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
— Chic Murray
Without Christ Jesus, I am nothing.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Is an egg a vegetable?
— Jodie Marsh
Praise from an enemy is the most pleasing of all commendations.
— Richard Steele
There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.
— Michel De Montaigne