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Funny Eggs Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: single word. I know she cut his hair,

single word. I know she cut his hair, but that's — Nicholas Sparks

Funny Eggs Quotes By Peter Hedges: These eggs are broken. Cracked.""Yes, ma'am. That happens

These eggs are broken. Cracked."
"Yes, ma'am. That happens sometimes."
"Does it?"
"Yes, it's the unfortunate part of being an egg. — Peter Hedges

Funny Eggs Quotes By Stanley Victor Paskavich: For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and

For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Funny Eggs Quotes By Dylan Moran: EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in

EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance! — Dylan Moran

Funny Eggs Quotes By Oliver Herford: I would like to throw an egg into

I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan. — Oliver Herford

Funny Eggs Quotes By Gustave Flaubert: Of all possible debauches, traveling is the greatest

Of all possible debauches, traveling is the greatest that I know; that's the one they invented when they got tired of all the others. — Gustave Flaubert

Funny Eggs Quotes By Tim Vine: Now did you know if a stick insect

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets. — Tim Vine

Funny Eggs Quotes By Tom Krause: Out of humility I label not myself or

Out of humility I label not myself or others. All I can say is this; God is my Father. Jesus is my Savior. And the Holy Spirit dwells in me. — Tom Krause

Funny Eggs Quotes By P.T. Macias: The fat Sentry has some scrambled eggs.

The fat Sentry has some scrambled eggs. — P.T. Macias

Funny Eggs Quotes By Moby: To me, one of the easiest ways of

To me, one of the easiest ways of addressing climate change and potentially remedying climate change is to stop subsidizing animal agriculture. — Moby

Funny Eggs Quotes By Herbie Brennan: He wondered if he might be in love,

He wondered if he might be in love, but realized it was far more likely he was dying. — Herbie Brennan

Funny Eggs Quotes By Chic Murray: The boat was so old; it must have

The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder. — Chic Murray

Funny Eggs Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Without Christ Jesus, I am nothing.

Without Christ Jesus, I am nothing. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Eggs Quotes By Jodie Marsh: Is an egg a vegetable?

Is an egg a vegetable? — Jodie Marsh

Funny Eggs Quotes By John Stossel: Take away the government's monopoly, and private groups

Take away the government's monopoly, and private groups will do it better. — John Stossel

Funny Eggs Quotes By Richard Steele: Praise from an enemy is the most pleasing

Praise from an enemy is the most pleasing of all commendations. — Richard Steele

Funny Eggs Quotes By Michel De Montaigne: There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.

There are some defeats more triumphant than victories. — Michel De Montaigne