Funny Eat Quotes
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I ate one anchovy, and that is why I did not eat two anchovies.
— Mitch Hedberg
I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.
— Gabriel Iglesias
What a welcome sight. You know, it's funny how often people forget that presidents need to eat, too, President
— Suzanne Collins
He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop talking. I'm trying to eat.
— Kate Avery Ellison
It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.
— Lady Victoria Hervey
I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat.
— Marty Pollio
Giulia Melucci has written a wonderfully funny and moving book. It's like Eat, Pray, Love, with recipes.
— A. J. Jacobs
Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
— Lord Chesterfield
I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger.
— Oprah Winfrey
So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.
— Nenia Campbell
I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
— Chic Murray
I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.
— Jimmy Carr
A princess always takes care that her words are honeyed, for she may have to eat them
— Christina Dodd
You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!
— Lauren Myracle
I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.
— Steven Wright
If you can mock a leek, you can eat a leek!
— William Shakespeare
I can't eat spaghetti. There's too many of them.
— Mitch Hedberg
School is a place were you go to eat your lunch
— Rodney Dangerfield
It's not over till the fat lady eats!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Screw sharks; a Transformer could be stretching up on its tippy toes and would still have a mile of cover to eat me.
— Emma McLaughlin
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
So if you are what you eat and you are as young as you feel, then I am a pizza, right out of the oven.
— Tom Althouse
We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it.
— Chetan Bhagat
Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.
— Sherman Alexie
I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.
— Russell Brand
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.
— Dylan Moran
I love to eat lettuce for breakfast, they call me bunny.
— Ryan Bracha
Sitting alone in the cafeteria would just scream I'm the new girl. Everyone stare at me while I eat.
— Kristi Cook
Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.
— Niall Horan
EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH.
— Lauren Conrad
Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can't. It's not organic.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy.
— M.F. Moonzajer
No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine.
— Thomas Keller
Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.
— Orson Scott Card
You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too.
— Phillip C. McGraw
What smells good may not always taste good, I leaned this the day I tried to eat a scented candle.
— Kenny D. Eichenberg
I still have goals. Seeing those doubters out there, it's gonna be funny seeing them eat their words.
— Derrick Rose
I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.
— Paris Hilton
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
— Phyllis Diller
You can't eat a winner's plaque.
— Miles Davis
Can I brush your hair? she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can't live with 'em. Can't eat 'em for lunch.
— Darynda Jones
If I go back home to Wittenberg, I'll lie down in a coffin and give the maggots a fat doctor to eat.
— Martin Luther
I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they.
— Bill Bailey
Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet
It's delicious like my favorite treat! It's definitely good to eat!
— Nor Sanavongsay
