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Funny Dying Quotes By Ben Stiller: I don't think the public is dying to I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time. Ben Stiller
Funny Dying Quotes By William Holden: Funny how gentle people get with you once Funny how gentle people get with you once you're dead. William Holden
Funny Dying Quotes By Cyndi Lauper: If you have intercourse you run the risk If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final. Cyndi Lauper
Funny Dying Quotes By Jessica Watts: While death is sadly inevitable, our grief will While death is sadly inevitable, our grief will soon pass like a swallowed penny through one's bowels.

Painful change just takes time.
Jessica Watts
Funny Dying Quotes By Jimmy Carr: My dad's dying wish was to have his My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen. Jimmy Carr
Funny Dying Quotes By Roman Payne: In life, more than in anything else, it In life, more than in anything else, it isn't easy to end up alive. — Roman Payne
Funny Dying Quotes By Tad Williams: Dying men think of funny things-and that's what Dying men think of funny things-and that's what we all are here, aren't we? Dying men. — Tad Williams
Funny Dying Quotes By Charles De Gaulle: I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. — Charles De Gaulle
Funny Dying Quotes By R.K. Lilley: You can call me Grandpa, if that does You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you. — R.K. Lilley
Funny Dying Quotes By John Green: The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny ... Alright, it's a little funny. — John Green
Funny Dying Quotes By Anonymous: Text messages are dying a funny kind of Text messages are dying a funny kind of death. — Anonymous
Funny Dying Quotes By Jack Paar: The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing. — Jack Paar
Funny Dying Quotes By Jesse Andrews: But a movie doesn't have to be good But a movie doesn't have to be good if it has Hugh Jackman. — Jesse Andrews
Funny Dying Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart — Maggie Stiefvater
Funny Dying Quotes By Amber Kizer: What is it? Tens, I can see the What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods — Amber Kizer
Funny Dying Quotes By Isaac Asimov: Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. — Isaac Asimov