Funny Dying Quotes & Sayings
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In life, more than in anything else, it isn't easy to end up alive. —
Roman Payne

Dying men think of funny things-and that's what we all are here, aren't we? Dying men. —
Tad Williams

I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. —
Charles De Gaulle

You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you. —
R.K. Lilley

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny ... Alright, it's a little funny. —
John Green

Text messages are dying a funny kind of death. —
Anonymous

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing. —
Jack Paar

But a movie doesn't have to be good if it has Hugh Jackman. —
Jesse Andrews

Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart —
Maggie Stiefvater

What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods —
Amber Kizer

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. —
Isaac Asimov