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Funny Dying Quotes By Ben Stiller: I don't think the public is dying to

I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time. — Ben Stiller

Funny Dying Quotes By William Holden: Funny how gentle people get with you once

Funny how gentle people get with you once you're dead. — William Holden

Funny Dying Quotes By Richard Yates: There's never been anything funny about a woman

There's never been anything funny about a woman dying for love. — Richard Yates

Funny Dying Quotes By Cyndi Lauper: If you have intercourse you run the risk

If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final. — Cyndi Lauper

Funny Dying Quotes By Gena Showalter: You try almost dying, being chased, thenhopping in

You try almost dying, being chased, then
hopping in a car with a complete (horny)
stranger. — Gena Showalter

Funny Dying Quotes By Jessica Watts: While death is sadly inevitable, our grief will

While death is sadly inevitable, our grief will soon pass like a swallowed penny through one's bowels.

Painful change just takes time. — Jessica Watts

Funny Dying Quotes By Tears For Fears: I find it kind of funny. I find

I find it kind of funny. I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. — Tears For Fears

Funny Dying Quotes By Jimmy Carr: My dad's dying wish was to have his

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen. — Jimmy Carr

Funny Dying Quotes By Roman Payne: In life, more than in anything else, it

In life, more than in anything else, it isn't easy to end up alive. — Roman Payne

Funny Dying Quotes By Tad Williams: Dying men think of funny things-and that's what

Dying men think of funny things-and that's what we all are here, aren't we? Dying men. — Tad Williams

Funny Dying Quotes By Charles De Gaulle: I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not

I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. — Charles De Gaulle

Funny Dying Quotes By R.K. Lilley: You can call me Grandpa, if that does

You can call me Grandpa, if that does it for you. — R.K. Lilley

Funny Dying Quotes By John Green: The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny ... Alright, it's a little funny. — John Green

Funny Dying Quotes By Anonymous: Text messages are dying a funny kind of

Text messages are dying a funny kind of death. — Anonymous

Funny Dying Quotes By Jack Paar: The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive

The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing. — Jack Paar

Funny Dying Quotes By Jesse Andrews: But a movie doesn't have to be good

But a movie doesn't have to be good if it has Hugh Jackman. — Jesse Andrews

Funny Dying Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be

Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart — Maggie Stiefvater

Funny Dying Quotes By Amber Kizer: What is it? Tens, I can see the

What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods — Amber Kizer

Funny Dying Quotes By Isaac Asimov: Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. — Isaac Asimov