Funny Dumb Quotes & Sayings
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At the finish, it was all over —
Jim Watt

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me. —
Andre Dawson

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. —
Raheel Farooq

If you put it on the table as a bargaining chip, it becomes a bargaining chip —
Ronald Reagan

If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours. —
Paris Hilton

The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to have sex. With yourself. —
Dannii Minogue

I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. —
Mark Wahlberg

This is a great day for France! —
Richard M. Nixon

I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately? —
Cilla Black

Acting is easier and smoother than singing - it's less drama. —
Beyonce Knowles

Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir. —
Charles Dickens

To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god. —
Celine Dion

The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana. —
Lance Manion

My second hit was a flop. —
Shakin' Stevens

Did you write the words, or the lyrics? —
Bruce Forsyth

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964. —
Roger Daltrey

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."
Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. —
Orson Scott Card

I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. —
Paris Hilton

If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy. —
Nigella Lawson

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself —
Christina Grimmie

I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity. —
Gib Lewis

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. —
Oscar Wilde

So, how did you all meet? —
Donna Air

Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable? —
Jessica Simpson

My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!! —
Rodney Dangerfield

People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. —
Daniel Keyes

It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks —
Colin Baker

No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer —
Bill Gates

I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes. —
Richard M. Nixon

I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen. —
Katy Perry

The Nazis were seldom dumb and never funny. —
Leonid Kinskey

I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door. —
Cher

A week is a long time in politics, and three weeks is twice as long. —
Rosie Barnes

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered. —
Jake Gyllenhaal

And he nipped them in the bud, right at the end —
Bob Holness

Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops. —
Jodie Marsh

For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow —
David Frost

This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important. —
Ross Perot

Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine. —
Madonna Ciccone

Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word —
Frank Bough

As humans we speak one language ... —
Avril Lavigne

I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace. —
Katie Graykowski

You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin —
Laura Dern

Where the hell is Australia anyway? —
Britney Spears

Thats not a place where I'm considered good-looking. —
Mark Hoppus