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Funny Dumb Quotes By George H. W. Bush: I want to make sure everybody who has I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job. George H. W. Bush
Funny Dumb Quotes By Lindsay Lohan: It was a sobering experience. It was a sobering experience. Lindsay Lohan
Funny Dumb Quotes By Keisha Buchanan: With the history of us, a book wouldn't With the history of us, a book wouldn't necessarily be the best thing. Keisha Buchanan
Funny Dumb Quotes By Victoria Beckham: I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; it's a smile that isn't a smile. Victoria Beckham
Funny Dumb Quotes By Cyndi Lauper: If you have intercourse you run the risk If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final. Cyndi Lauper
Funny Dumb Quotes By Avril Lavigne: As humans we speak one language ... As humans we speak one language ... — Avril Lavigne
Funny Dumb Quotes By Christina Grimmie: Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself — Christina Grimmie
Funny Dumb Quotes By Gib Lewis: I cannot tell you how grateful I am I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity. — Gib Lewis
Funny Dumb Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Musical people always want one to be perfectly Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. — Oscar Wilde
Funny Dumb Quotes By Donna Air: So, how did you all meet? So, how did you all meet? — Donna Air
Funny Dumb Quotes By Jessica Simpson: Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable? Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable? — Jessica Simpson
Funny Dumb Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My wife's so dumb, she got a nail My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!! — Rodney Dangerfield
Funny Dumb Quotes By Daniel Keyes: People think it's funny when a dumb person People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. — Daniel Keyes
Funny Dumb Quotes By Colin Baker: It's not so much a thankless task, it's It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks — Colin Baker
Funny Dumb Quotes By Bill Gates: No one will need more than 637Kb of No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer — Bill Gates
Funny Dumb Quotes By Richard M. Nixon: I was under medication when I made the I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes. — Richard M. Nixon
Funny Dumb Quotes By Katy Perry: I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen. — Katy Perry
Funny Dumb Quotes By Leonid Kinskey: The Nazis were seldom dumb and never funny. The Nazis were seldom dumb and never funny. — Leonid Kinskey
Funny Dumb Quotes By Cher: I've been up and down so many times I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door. — Cher
Funny Dumb Quotes By Nigella Lawson: If I could go into the woods and If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy. — Nigella Lawson
Funny Dumb Quotes By Jake Gyllenhaal: Sometimes what I actually love to do is Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered. — Jake Gyllenhaal
Funny Dumb Quotes By Bob Holness: And he nipped them in the bud, right And he nipped them in the bud, right at the end — Bob Holness
Funny Dumb Quotes By Jodie Marsh: Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops. — Jodie Marsh
Funny Dumb Quotes By David Frost: For those of you haven't read the book, For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow — David Frost
Funny Dumb Quotes By Ross Perot: This planet is our home. If we destroy This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important. — Ross Perot
Funny Dumb Quotes By Madonna Ciccone: Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine. — Madonna Ciccone
Funny Dumb Quotes By Frank Bough: Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word — Frank Bough
Funny Dumb Quotes By Jim Watt: At the finish, it was all over At the finish, it was all over — Jim Watt
Funny Dumb Quotes By Katie Graykowski: I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace. — Katie Graykowski
Funny Dumb Quotes By Laura Dern: You can hardly tell where the computer models You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin — Laura Dern
Funny Dumb Quotes By Britney Spears: Where the hell is Australia anyway? Where the hell is Australia anyway? — Britney Spears
Funny Dumb Quotes By Mark Hoppus: Thats not a place where I'm considered good-looking. Thats not a place where I'm considered good-looking. — Mark Hoppus
Funny Dumb Quotes By Rosie Barnes: A week is a long time in politics, A week is a long time in politics, and three weeks is twice as long. — Rosie Barnes
Funny Dumb Quotes By Ronald Reagan: If you put it on the table as If you put it on the table as a bargaining chip, it becomes a bargaining chip — Ronald Reagan
Funny Dumb Quotes By Paris Hilton: If I could read a book, I'd definitely If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours. — Paris Hilton
Funny Dumb Quotes By Mark Wahlberg: I miss being able to wake up when I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. — Mark Wahlberg
Funny Dumb Quotes By Cilla Black: I do not miss ITV, God no! Have I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately? — Cilla Black
Funny Dumb Quotes By Beyonce Knowles: Acting is easier and smoother than singing - Acting is easier and smoother than singing - it's less drama. — Beyonce Knowles
Funny Dumb Quotes By Charles Dickens: Dumb as a drum vith a hole in Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir. — Charles Dickens
Funny Dumb Quotes By Lance Manion: The na at the end of banana annoys The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana. — Lance Manion
Funny Dumb Quotes By Bruce Forsyth: Did you write the words, or the lyrics? Did you write the words, or the lyrics? — Bruce Forsyth
Funny Dumb Quotes By Roger Daltrey: There is certainly more in the future now There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964. — Roger Daltrey
Funny Dumb Quotes By Orson Scott Card: Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"Ethan: "Cause Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."
Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. — Orson Scott Card
Funny Dumb Quotes By Andre Dawson: I want all the kids to do what I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me. — Andre Dawson
Funny Dumb Quotes By Paris Hilton: I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. — Paris Hilton
Funny Dumb Quotes By Shakin' Stevens: My second hit was a flop. My second hit was a flop. — Shakin' Stevens
Funny Dumb Quotes By Celine Dion: To have your niece die in your arms To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god. — Celine Dion
Funny Dumb Quotes By Richard M. Nixon: This is a great day for France! This is a great day for France! — Richard M. Nixon
Funny Dumb Quotes By Dannii Minogue: The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to have sex. With yourself. — Dannii Minogue
Funny Dumb Quotes By Raheel Farooq: Idiots are of two kinds: those who try Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart. — Raheel Farooq