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I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
— Henny Youngman
Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.
The Doctor: Believe me ... It was an accident. — Steven Moffat
The Doctor: Believe me ... It was an accident. — Steven Moffat
I am still learning.
— Michelangelo Buonarroti
It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was.
— Chris Hardwick
My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
— Craig Shoemaker
I recently bought the box set of 'Doctor Who' and watched it back to back, Unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the TV!
— Milton Jones
Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes.
— William Shakespeare
Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.
— Sol Luckman
The Doctor: I've seen bigger.
Clara: Really?
The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive! — Steven Moffat
Clara: Really?
The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive! — Steven Moffat
Just saying no prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.
— Faye Wattleton
Are my boots old? Is my coat torn? / Am I no longer young, and still not half-perfect?
— Mary Oliver
What times! What manners!
— Marcus Tullius Cicero