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Natural law says that matter cannot be created or destroyed, but that was pre-spanx. — Lisa Scottoline

Jake thanked God he had a son to put to bed when he knew somewhere there was a family, right now, waiting for someone who would never come home. — Lisa Scottoline

Moms never get out of the kid business. Last time I checked, motherhood had no expiration date. — Lisa Scottoline

If it weren't for book tours, I would never leave my house. — Lisa Scottoline

To Ned, will you. Carry on. — Lisa Scottoline

Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine. — Lisa Scottoline

I already know when I'm being bad, and I don't need to be nagged by my underwear. — Lisa Scottoline

If you cant be brave then be determined. And you will end up in the same place. — Lisa Scottoline

I always win in the end — Lisa Scottoline

I was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after. — Lisa Scottoline

Motherhood was not for the weak. — Lisa Scottoline

If you can't be brave, be determined. And you'll end up in the same place. — Lisa Scottoline

I like terrific writing, but I also like a terrific story. My favorite books have both, and they're by contemporary, commercial American writers. — Lisa Scottoline

Ask me if I care. — Lisa Scottoline

Testosterone should be a controlled substance. — Lisa Scottoline

Night came early to this neighborhood, the sun fleeing the sky, leaving heaven black and blue. — Lisa Scottoline

It's fun to do something dumb. Not something really dumb, like my second marriage. That was really really dumb. — Lisa Scottoline

I read, therefore, I matter. — Lisa Scottoline

Great griefs are mute. — Lisa Scottoline

My animals are a really important part of my life. — Lisa Scottoline

You can really help support a character if you understand the setting. So for that reason I generally write about Philadelphia. — Lisa Scottoline

How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?
The patients get better and leave. — Lisa Scottoline

I don't need my head examined, but where were you when I married my second husband. Sheesh. — Lisa Scottoline

Likewise, I would never be so rude as to not interrupt a friend. How else would she know I was listening? — Lisa Scottoline

She set down the glass, palmed the — Lisa Scottoline

Knees, but they evaporated as the boat picked — Lisa Scottoline

You know what Kovich always says, 'Leave or heave.'" She — Lisa Scottoline

Eric turned the corner onto his old — Lisa Scottoline

She's only human. Don't judge her. Just love her. — Lisa Scottoline

I love the dignity in the name Philadelphia, but at heart, we're Philly. — Lisa Scottoline

They never see me coming.
Know why?
Because I'm already there. — Lisa Scottoline

Truth is, every writer has to be a good editor, and you have to edit yourself. It's a skill every writer has to acquire. — Lisa Scottoline

Listen carefully, I'm going to say three words."
"I love you? — Lisa Scottoline

I look normal but i'm not — Lisa Scottoline

You cannot do more with less. — Lisa Scottoline

Your typical suburban mom worries all the time, but she worries about the wrong things — Lisa Scottoline

If you think I'm handsome, there's obviously nothing wrong with your vision. — Lisa Scottoline

Everything associated with weddings cost the same - a fortune. — Lisa Scottoline

Now, Megan, we can't pick on whoever abstained. — Lisa Scottoline

She wondered if justice was possible in a world full of profoundly evil and damaged human beings, in a veritable universe of damage. — Lisa Scottoline

The look he was going for was Friendly Suburban Dad, because that's what he was, but he suspected he'd achieved only
Cialis Guy. — Lisa Scottoline

The truth is that every writer, whether it's fiction or nonfiction, is trying to write something truly original and that's what I think I'm doing. — Lisa Scottoline

People project all sorts of emotions onto their cats, and cats like it that way. — Lisa Scottoline

That's what books do, isn't it? That's why I love to read. They bring us closer to ourselves. — Lisa Scottoline

Every psychiatrist hated the irony that the best-paying specialty was cosmetic surgery, as if you could fix your psyche by changing your face. — Lisa Scottoline

Women shouldn't iron, ever. It's our wrinkles that make us interesting. — Lisa Scottoline

Because she does not worry about me. — Lisa Scottoline

Hannah was out of earshot, then turned to Caitlin. — Lisa Scottoline

We can't control what people do or say, even if it's dumb. — Lisa Scottoline

Don't think on what they say, because you don't have to get yourself right with them. You have to get yourself right with you. — Lisa Scottoline

Who's the president of the United States?"
"Who cares? All politicians are crooks — Lisa Scottoline

I'm neither your friend nor your frenemy, unless you have what I want. — Lisa Scottoline

Everybody hates lawyers, but they don't realize judges are just lawyers with a promotion. Think about it. — Lisa Scottoline

I've read that one out of twenty-four people is a sociopath, and if you ask me, the other twenty-three of you should be worried. — Lisa Scottoline

She's the Girl Who Dresses Too Hot For Work. Every rotation has one, probably every job. — Lisa Scottoline

Judy felt dismayed. A half hour? She couldn't learn much about the gym in half an hour. — Lisa Scottoline

They don't realize evil lives on their streets — Lisa Scottoline

She realised that letting someone go was setting them free. — Lisa Scottoline

I fool everybody! — Lisa Scottoline

Don't you wear glasses, George?" "Not anymore. I had my eyes lasered." Can you say midlife crisis? Radial keratotomy is the new red Porsche. — Lisa Scottoline

I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes it's practice for sociopaths. — Lisa Scottoline

We're here and we prey on you — Lisa Scottoline

From Anthony, reading, Can you let me know now? Sanchez leaves for weekend if we're not on. She felt a guilty pang. It's — Lisa Scottoline

No one's paying any attention to sociopaths, or they think we're all killers, which is a misconception. — Lisa Scottoline

I still think I'm writing Nancy Drew with a mortgage. — Lisa Scottoline

Even if it's not what you planned, you can make a life for yourself on your own and be happy. — Lisa Scottoline

I am an open book, literally. I don't mind if people know way too much about me. — Lisa Scottoline

There was no known cure for a Catholic education. — Lisa Scottoline

Good people can't imagine evil. It catches us by surprise, and it always will. — Lisa Scottoline

I fool you. I fool everyone. — Lisa Scottoline

Don't try and change me. Women always try to change men. It never works. I'm not trying to change you. I'm trying to work with you. — Lisa Scottoline

Don't argue what you don't believe in. Rule number one, in law and in life. — Lisa Scottoline

I can't stand just sitting here not doing anything. You can't solve a problem by remote control. — Lisa Scottoline

It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance. — Lisa Scottoline

Do you know what they call people who hoard books? Smart. — Lisa Scottoline

He didn't know why she was standing so close , much less touching him, but he didn't have time to worry about it. — Lisa Scottoline

You should be more paranoid — Lisa Scottoline

Because the thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it. — Lisa Scottoline

Bars over the door, but not the window, and the roof looked — Lisa Scottoline

I'm a sociopath. I look normal, but I'm not. I'm smarter, better, and freer, because I'm not bound by rules, law, emotion or regard for you. — Lisa Scottoline

A movie theater is Switzerland of the diet world. — Lisa Scottoline

I don't really like you, but I'm so good at acting as if I do that it's basically the same thing. — Lisa Scottoline

Let's talk about a decision that women have to make every morning-
Big purse or little purse? — Lisa Scottoline

Even people who counted their blessings never counted them in the morning. For one thing, there wasn't time. — Lisa Scottoline

You're my best friend. I understand you and appreciate you, and can make you happy the rest of your life, I promise you that. — Lisa Scottoline

If I stopped talking after I made my point, I'd never say anything. — Lisa Scottoline

You don't have to be dead to write a classic, and you don't have to be literary to be smart. — Lisa Scottoline

Truly I never thought of myself as writing legal thrillers, and I still don't think I do. I write stories about women. — Lisa Scottoline

He's an odd duck
but he's a good kid, with a good heart. — Lisa Scottoline

I am really, I think, truly an easygoing, positive, fun person. — Lisa Scottoline