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Funny Dinner Quotes By Adelle Davis: Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. — Adelle Davis

Funny Dinner Quotes By Henny Youngman: I was just in London - there is

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry. — Henny Youngman

Funny Dinner Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Oh dear Sunday, I am so happy that

Oh dear Sunday, I am so happy that I want your entire wisdom at my dinner table. — Santosh Kalwar

Funny Dinner Quotes By James R Cook: You are never giving, nor can you ever

You are never giving, nor can you ever give, enough service. — James R Cook

Funny Dinner Quotes By Hillary Clinton: What's important here is that the Republicans agree

What's important here is that the Republicans agree with [Donald Trump]. — Hillary Clinton

Funny Dinner Quotes By Ben Stein: Humans are alive, therefore life must be complex.

Humans are alive, therefore life must be complex. — Ben Stein

Funny Dinner Quotes By John Ellis: Homoeopathy, as a system of practice, is as

Homoeopathy, as a system of practice, is as superior to Allopathy as the direct light of the sun is to the reflected light of the moon; — John Ellis

Funny Dinner Quotes By Zoe Marriott: Why does it hurt so much? Why does

Why does it hurt so much? Why does it have to hurt? — Zoe Marriott

Funny Dinner Quotes By Anatole France: The majestic equality of the law forbids rich

The majestic equality of the law forbids rich and poor alike from pissing in the streets, sleeping under bridges, and stealing bread. — Anatole France

Funny Dinner Quotes By Giuseppe Verdi: To copy the truth can be a good

To copy the truth can be a good thing, but to invent the truth is better, much better. — Giuseppe Verdi

Funny Dinner Quotes By Walter Moers: If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would

If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious. — Walter Moers

Funny Dinner Quotes By Chetan Bhagat: We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's

We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it. — Chetan Bhagat

Funny Dinner Quotes By Lorrie Moore: I've never been to a dinner party where

I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny. — Lorrie Moore

Funny Dinner Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: If she rented the studio in town, I'd

If she rented the studio in town, I'd probably never see either of my parents again. Well, except for dinner. They usually showed up for food — Maggie Stiefvater

Funny Dinner Quotes By Red Buttons: Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr.,

Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Funny Dinner Quotes By Scott Wood: The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My

The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out. — Scott Wood

Funny Dinner Quotes By Sarah Mayberry: You realise you're going to owe me dinner

You realise you're going to owe me dinner after this, right?"
"How does McDonald's sound?"
"Inadequate. — Sarah Mayberry

Funny Dinner Quotes By Melissa Landers: Who needed drugs when winning felt this good?

Who needed drugs when winning felt this good? — Melissa Landers

Funny Dinner Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." — P. J. O'Rourke

Funny Dinner Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: She asked if I loved another woman, so

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Dinner Quotes By Charlotte Gray: A dog desires affection more than its dinner.

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost. — Charlotte Gray

Funny Dinner Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: If you want to keep people happy, just

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Funny Dinner Quotes By Lois Greiman: Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree. — Lois Greiman

Funny Dinner Quotes By Hale Irwin: You can talk about strategy all you want,

You can talk about strategy all you want, but what really matters is resiliency. — Hale Irwin

Funny Dinner Quotes By Suzanne Collins: Crying is not an option.

Crying is not an option. — Suzanne Collins

Funny Dinner Quotes By Shirley Jackson: No live organism can continue for long to

No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality. — Shirley Jackson

Funny Dinner Quotes By Arthur Conan Doyle: Keep your revolver near you night and day,

Keep your revolver near you night and day, and never relax your precautions. — Arthur Conan Doyle

Funny Dinner Quotes By Laurie Halse Anderson: I want to make a memorial for our

I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner. — Laurie Halse Anderson