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Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. — Adelle Davis

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry. — Henny Youngman

Oh dear Sunday, I am so happy that I want your entire wisdom at my dinner table. — Santosh Kalwar

You are never giving, nor can you ever give, enough service. — James R Cook

What's important here is that the Republicans agree with [Donald Trump]. — Hillary Clinton

Humans are alive, therefore life must be complex. — Ben Stein

Homoeopathy, as a system of practice, is as superior to Allopathy as the direct light of the sun is to the reflected light of the moon; — John Ellis

Why does it hurt so much? Why does it have to hurt? — Zoe Marriott

The majestic equality of the law forbids rich and poor alike from pissing in the streets, sleeping under bridges, and stealing bread. — Anatole France

To copy the truth can be a good thing, but to invent the truth is better, much better. — Giuseppe Verdi

If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious. — Walter Moers

We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it. — Chetan Bhagat

I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny. — Lorrie Moore

If she rented the studio in town, I'd probably never see either of my parents again. Well, except for dinner. They usually showed up for food — Maggie Stiefvater

Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out. — Scott Wood

You realise you're going to owe me dinner after this, right?"
"How does McDonald's sound?"
"Inadequate. — Sarah Mayberry

Who needed drugs when winning felt this good? — Melissa Landers

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." — P. J. O'Rourke

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost. — Charlotte Gray

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree. — Lois Greiman

You can talk about strategy all you want, but what really matters is resiliency. — Hale Irwin

Crying is not an option. — Suzanne Collins

No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality. — Shirley Jackson

Keep your revolver near you night and day, and never relax your precautions. — Arthur Conan Doyle

I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner. — Laurie Halse Anderson