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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
— Erma Bombeck
I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.
— Gabriel Iglesias
We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry every night. Well, that was probably true. They were all on a diet.
— Ronald Reagan
salami tactics - slicing off layers of opposition one by one.
— Timothy Snyder
I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.
— Clint Eastwood
It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send it back.
— Jennifer Echols
Medicine's a funny business. After all, dispensing chemicals is considered mainstream and diet and nutrition is considered alternative.
— Charles F. Glassman
Pain is inevitable, but misery is a choice,
— Catherine Leggitt
I could never settle for anything less than a renegade and a runaway, a descendant of greatness capable of voluntary disinheritance.
— Hilary Thayer Hamann
...I gotta burn these scales... sigh*
— Hiroko Sakai
Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
— Regina Griffin
There's nothing on it worthwhile, and we're not going to watch it in this household, and I don't want it in your intellectual diet.
— Philo Farnsworth
The commercial for Diet Dr. Pepper says it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. Well, then they screwed up!
— Mitch Hedberg
Why is it that when we talk to God, it's called 'prayer,' but when God speaks to us, it's called schizophrenia?
— Henry Blackaby
Great leaders help their people see how they can directly impact the company's objectives and their own personal goals.
— Chip Conley
Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name of God!~Swapna Rajput~ — Swapna Rajput