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Funny Dictionary Quotes By Andy Samberg: I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it

I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops. — Andy Samberg

Funny Dictionary Quotes By Alan Moore: I think that we need mythology. We need

I think that we need mythology. We need a bedrock of story and legend in order to live our lives coherently. — Alan Moore

Funny Dictionary Quotes By Jay Leno: Regulations force people to do better.

Regulations force people to do better. — Jay Leno

Funny Dictionary Quotes By Jhene Aiko: Change is inevitable. Why hold onto what you

Change is inevitable. Why hold onto what you have to let go of? — Jhene Aiko

Funny Dictionary Quotes By John Elder Robison: A crying grown-up with no visible damage, who

A crying grown-up with no visible damage, who knew what that meant? — John Elder Robison

Funny Dictionary Quotes By Albert Einstein: James Clerk Maxwell's [work is the] most profound

James Clerk Maxwell's [work is the] most profound and the most fruitful ... — Albert Einstein

Funny Dictionary Quotes By Camron Wright: Believing isnot enough, Sang Ly. If you want

Believing isnot enough, Sang Ly. If you want to resurrect hope, doing is the most important. Can you do these things? — Camron Wright

Funny Dictionary Quotes By Steven Wright: If a word in the dictionary were mispelled,

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? — Steven Wright

Funny Dictionary Quotes By Vladimir Vasiliev: Breathing can and should bring you into a

Breathing can and should bring you into a ready-to-act condition instantly. — Vladimir Vasiliev

Funny Dictionary Quotes By Tom Robbins: Rap music ... sounds like somebody feeding a

Rap music ... sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper. — Tom Robbins

Funny Dictionary Quotes By Leo Tolstoy: The dog gave the meat to the ass

The dog gave the meat to the ass and the ass gave hay to the dog and both went hungry — Leo Tolstoy

Funny Dictionary Quotes By Jonathan Swift: A wise man should have money in his

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. — Jonathan Swift

Funny Dictionary Quotes By Demetri Martin: I bought a dictionary. First thing I did

I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole". — Demetri Martin

Funny Dictionary Quotes By Simon Kuper: Whereas fanatic is usually a pejorative word, a

Whereas fanatic is usually a pejorative word, a Fan is someone who has roots somewhere. — Simon Kuper