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I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops.
— Andy Samberg
I think that we need mythology. We need a bedrock of story and legend in order to live our lives coherently.
— Alan Moore
Regulations force people to do better.
— Jay Leno
A crying grown-up with no visible damage, who knew what that meant?
— John Elder Robison
Believing isnot enough, Sang Ly. If you want to resurrect hope, doing is the most important. Can you do these things?
— Camron Wright
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
— Steven Wright
Breathing can and should bring you into a ready-to-act condition instantly.
— Vladimir Vasiliev
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
— Jonathan Swift
I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole".
— Demetri Martin
Whereas fanatic is usually a pejorative word, a Fan is someone who has roots somewhere.
— Simon Kuper