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How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.
— Daniel Tosh
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house ...
— Daniel Tosh
It's not a stereotype if it's always true.
— Daniel Tosh
It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!
— Daniel Tosh
You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.
— Daniel Tosh
If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.
— Jerry Coleman
I don't know what's funny and what's not so I test out all of my material in front of audiences.
— Daniel Tosh
Success is always the result of following the leading of the Holy Spirit.
— Kenneth E. Hagin
That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.
— Daniel Tosh
In organizations (or even in a society) where culture is weak, you need an abundance of heavy, precise rules and processes.
— Brian Chesky
If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.
— Daniel Tosh
You are a sick freak who should be beaten.
— Daniel Tosh
I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed.
— Daniel Tosh
...because life is short and you too are thirsty.
— Adrienne Rich
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.
— Daniel Tosh
I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
— Daniel Tosh
I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best.
— Daniel Tosh
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear.
— Alan Davies
Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.
— Daniel Tosh