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Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their

How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the

I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house ... — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: It's not a stereotype if it's always true.

It's not a stereotype if it's always true. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!

It's not Spring Break until somebody dies! — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: You know your girlfriend is too young when

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: The only reason Woodstock was necessary is because

The only reason Woodstock was necessary is because they didn't have iTunes. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Jerry Coleman: If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first,

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I don't know what's funny and what's not

I don't know what's funny and what's not so I test out all of my material in front of audiences. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Kenneth E. Hagin: Success is always the result of following the

Success is always the result of following the leading of the Holy Spirit. — Kenneth E. Hagin

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: That Asian guy is really good at kicking.

That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Brian Chesky: In organizations (or even in a society) where

In organizations (or even in a society) where culture is weak, you need an abundance of heavy, precise rules and processes. — Brian Chesky

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: If no meant no then every man would

If no meant no then every man would die a virgin. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: You are a sick freak who should be

You are a sick freak who should be beaten. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're

Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I hope God speaks English. If I get

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Adrienne Rich: ...because life is short and you too are

...because life is short and you too are thirsty. — Adrienne Rich

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I hope we find a cure for every

I hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I'm tired of walking 5K. I'm pretty sure I don't have to sweat for cancer. I'll write a check. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I came up with my own expression. I

I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I'm sick of the media making female sports

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Alan Davies: A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear.

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. — Alan Davies

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got

Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her ... — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but

I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Ted Dekker: Live to discover, as long as discovery leads

Live to discover, as long as discovery leads to a love that comes from the Creator ... writing was the mirror to life. — Ted Dekker

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs

Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Daniel Tosh Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with

Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it. — Daniel Tosh