Funny Customer Quotes
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Funny Customer Quotes & Sayings
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If young children boo me, that makes my day.
— Tom Felton
I'm watching a lot of the football.
— Serena Williams
A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.
— John Cleese
Fugitive slaves were rare then, and as a fugitive slave lecturer, I had the advantage of being the first one out.
— Frederick Douglass
I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right.'
— Mitch Hedberg
They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.
— Sophie Kinsella
You are the only problem you will ever have and you are the only solution. Change is inevitable, personal growth is always a personal decision.
— Bob Proctor
Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3
— Randy Glasbergen
I was not put on this earth to listen to meat!
— Dana Snyder