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Funny Customer Quotes & Sayings

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Funny Customer Quotes By Tom Felton: If young children boo me, that makes my

If young children boo me, that makes my day. — Tom Felton

Funny Customer Quotes By Serena Williams: I'm watching a lot of the football.

I'm watching a lot of the football. — Serena Williams

Funny Customer Quotes By John Cleese: A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.

A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed. — John Cleese

Funny Customer Quotes By Sam Pink: Life like two broken hands trying to pick

Life like two broken hands trying to pick flowers for someone you really like. — Sam Pink

Funny Customer Quotes By Fidel Castro: I have reached the conclusion, a bit late

I have reached the conclusion, a bit late perhaps, that speeches should be short. — Fidel Castro

Funny Customer Quotes By Frederick Douglass: Fugitive slaves were rare then, and as a

Fugitive slaves were rare then, and as a fugitive slave lecturer, I had the advantage of being the first one out. — Frederick Douglass

Funny Customer Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I didn't go to college, but if I

I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right.' — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Customer Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: They said I was a valued customer, now

They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail. — Sophie Kinsella

Funny Customer Quotes By Mark Batterson: Half of learning is learning. The other half

Half of learning is learning. The other half of learning is unlearning. — Mark Batterson

Funny Customer Quotes By Bob Proctor: You are the only problem you will ever

You are the only problem you will ever have and you are the only solution. Change is inevitable, personal growth is always a personal decision. — Bob Proctor

Funny Customer Quotes By Randy Glasbergen: Thank you for calling customer service. If you're

Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3 — Randy Glasbergen

Funny Customer Quotes By Dana Snyder: I was not put on this earth to

I was not put on this earth to listen to meat! — Dana Snyder