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I want fast food, pretty naked girls preferably tattooed. — Pete Townshend
With children, promises are pinky sworn solemn, and unbreakable. They mean something. — Cyn Balog
When in that moment, - so it came to pass, - Titania wak'd, and straightway lov'd an ass. — William Shakespeare
Erotic love is one of the highest forms of contemplation. — Kenneth Rexroth
Do fish get cramps after eating? — Steven Wright
I always remind people from outside our state that there's plenty of room for all Alaska's animals - right next to the mashed potatoes. — Sarah Palin
My heart/ is whatever temperature a heart is/ in a man who doesn't believe in heaven. — Bob Hicok
Imagination is so much more fertile than life. — Yuriy Tarnawsky
Give a man a fish and you've fed him for a day, but - " "Give a woman a vibrator, and she'll orgasm for life. I get it. — Penny Reid
My security as a Christian does not reside in the strength of my faith but in the indestructibili ty of my Savior. — Sinclair B. Ferguson
The closest friends you'll have are the ones you'd take a bullet for, but they're the ones you constantly feel you could put a bullet in as well. — Alex Gaskarth
My dad has given me the best gift anyone has ever given me. He gave me wings to fly. — Adria Arjona
Given the events of even the 19th century, Zionism was inevitable. Given the events of the 20th century, Israel was inevitable. — Mike Leigh
Was it your strategy to just take as much punishment as you could and then hope he would fall down? — Larry Merchant

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