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Funny Cracker Quotes By Sally Gardner: A secret told is mine to tell. Of

A secret told is mine to tell. Of truth and lies, the lesser hell. — Sally Gardner

Funny Cracker Quotes By Edward Abbey: Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by

Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. — Edward Abbey

Funny Cracker Quotes By Tammy Trottot: You'll Never reach your goals if your too

You'll Never reach your goals if your too busy looking behinde you. — Tammy Trottot

Funny Cracker Quotes By Molly Harper: This is not how people behave in a

This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel! — Molly Harper

Funny Cracker Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: I'm going to tell Mrs. Burt that my

I'm going to tell Mrs. Burt that my mom doesn't want me to do anything that might rupture my hymen," Eleanor said. "For religious reasons. — Rainbow Rowell

Funny Cracker Quotes By Grace S. Richmond: When in doubt, always start a new paragraph.

When in doubt, always start a new paragraph. — Grace S. Richmond

Funny Cracker Quotes By Peter Travers: Captain Phillips is a knockout.

Captain Phillips is a knockout. — Peter Travers

Funny Cracker Quotes By Ted Bell: I live in Florida, and I live on

I live in Florida, and I live on a small lagoon. I sit and look out at the water all day - that's what my desk is. — Ted Bell

Funny Cracker Quotes By Avril Lavigne: Some chick came up to me and said

Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. — Avril Lavigne

Funny Cracker Quotes By Sam Horn: There is nothing wrong with people that reasoning

There is nothing wrong with people that reasoning with them won't aggravate! — Sam Horn

Funny Cracker Quotes By Billy Graham: Far too many young people today have no

Far too many young people today have no spiritual roots. The've been deprived of values by an agnostic, contemporary culture. — Billy Graham

Funny Cracker Quotes By Debasish Mridha: To make your life beautiful, impregnate your thoughts

To make your life beautiful, impregnate your thoughts with beauty. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Cracker Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it ... and he's always on time. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Cracker Quotes By Idries Shah: Opportunity's precious, and time is a sword.

Opportunity's precious, and time is a sword. — Idries Shah