Funny Crack Up Quotes

But then again, they
were like baby Einsteins on crack. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Kei: Is there anything else you need while I'm here, Your Highness?
Cabot: No, but you can leave the sarcasm in there. — Stefne Miller

The great thing about a trilogy is that it feels like you've got a beginning, a middle, and an end. — Emma Thomas

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

A broken sword can be reforged. — George R R Martin

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway? — Dave Chappelle

I would never do crack ... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? — Denis Leary

Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95. — Chris Rock

It's important my daughters learn from the hard work my wife and I put into this company. Who better to look out for your best interests than family? — Do Won Chang

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up. — Dan Castellaneta

It should be noted that children at play are not playing about; their games should be seen as their most serious-minded activity. — Michel De Montaigne

Someday you'll meet people who are actually on crack and you won't think that's a super funny thing to say. — Patrick Stump

Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck. — Cassandra Clare

I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open — Jim Norton

Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,
I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. — Prodigy

I hate when someone keep on asking me to guess even after I failed to crack twice! — Nelson Jack

I knew all along that the prize I had set my life on was not worth the winning. — William Makepeace Thackeray