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Funny Comic Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine
— Jamie Delano
The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.
— The Covert Comic
I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.
— The Covert Comic
Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.
— Doug Stanhope
Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.
— The Covert Comic
I wouldn't overall say that The Diagnosis it's a funny book. I would say that it has comic moments. It's a modern tragedy.
— Alan Lightman
He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
— Henny Youngman
I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.
— Gabriel Iglesias
If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I'm printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!
— The Covert Comic
The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.
— The Covert Comic
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
— Matt Groening
If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
Michael Bates was a very funny actor; he'd served in India, could speak Urdu, and had great comic timing.
— Sanjeev Bhaskar
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
— Rowan Atkinson
Death is complicated."-Johann Kraus — John Arcudi
The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.
— The Covert Comic
All men are tragic ... All men are comic ... Every man is important if he loses his life; and every man is funny if he loses his hat.
— G.K. Chesterton
Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?
— The Covert Comic
In this city, we've got a saying: once is coincidence, twice is a booking offense!-Judge Dredd — John Wagner
I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up.
— Warren Ellis
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Every Friday is black where I work.
— The Covert Comic
That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack)
— Jamie Delano
I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned.
— Kristen Bell
Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.
— The Covert Comic
Secret 3963. It's only a sucking chest wound if you're not the shooter.
— The Covert Comic
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
— Steven Michael Quezada
You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can learn how to put it on a page.
— Christopher Moore
Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.
— Michael Pollan
Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?
— The Covert Comic
