Funny Comic Quotes

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Funny Comic Quotes By Jamie Delano: Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine Jamie Delano
Funny Comic Quotes By Godfrey: I observe everything around me and when something I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic. Godfrey
Funny Comic Quotes By Doug Stanhope: Complaining that a comic is drunk is like Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist. Doug Stanhope
Funny Comic Quotes By Alan Lightman: I wouldn't overall say that The Diagnosis it's I wouldn't overall say that The Diagnosis it's a funny book. I would say that it has comic moments. It's a modern tragedy. Alan Lightman
Funny Comic Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: I want to be known as a funny I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere. Gabriel Iglesias
Funny Comic Quotes By The Covert Comic: The medium is the message, the message is The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA. The Covert Comic
Funny Comic Quotes By Aubrey Plaza: I think it's nice to get a break I think it's nice to get a break from all of the big Hollywood comic book action-movies and see something that's relatable and funny and interesting. Aubrey Plaza
Funny Comic Quotes By Tanya Masse: COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up! — Tanya Masse
Funny Comic Quotes By Wayne Knight: What happens, I think, is especially for comic What happens, I think, is especially for comic effect you find something about yourself that you don't like. You exaggerate it, and it's funny. — Wayne Knight
Funny Comic Quotes By Sanjeev Bhaskar: Michael Bates was a very funny actor; he'd Michael Bates was a very funny actor; he'd served in India, could speak Urdu, and had great comic timing. — Sanjeev Bhaskar
Funny Comic Quotes By Rowan Atkinson: Funny things tend not to happen to me. Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. — Rowan Atkinson
Funny Comic Quotes By Tanya Masse: I don't need a personal trainer ... I I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to! — Tanya Masse
Funny Comic Quotes By John Arcudi: Death is complicated."-Johann Kraus Death is complicated."

-Johann Kraus — John Arcudi
Funny Comic Quotes By The Covert Comic: The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it. — The Covert Comic
Funny Comic Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: All men are tragic ... All men are All men are tragic ... All men are comic ... Every man is important if he loses his life; and every man is funny if he loses his hat. — G.K. Chesterton
Funny Comic Quotes By David Salle: What great comedians, great comic writers, great comic What great comedians, great comic writers, great comic actors do is that they just read the headlines with the right eyebrow position and it's funny. — David Salle
Funny Comic Quotes By The Covert Comic: Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after? — The Covert Comic
Funny Comic Quotes By Lennie James: I'm not a broad comic, but I think I'm not a broad comic, but I think I can be funny and I think I make people laugh. — Lennie James
Funny Comic Quotes By John Wagner: In this city, we've got a saying: once In this city, we've got a saying: once is coincidence, twice is a booking offense!

-Judge Dredd — John Wagner
Funny Comic Quotes By David Wong: Damn it! I knew she was a monster! Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes. — David Wong
Funny Comic Quotes By Carl Sandburg: In democracy both a deep reverence and a In democracy both a deep reverence and a sense of the comic are requisite. — Carl Sandburg
Funny Comic Quotes By Dave Sim: I firmly believe that if you can't fool I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim
Funny Comic Quotes By Warren Ellis: I've died before. It was boring, so I I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up. — Warren Ellis
Funny Comic Quotes By Iliza Shlesinger: It feels amazing to just be here and It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. — Iliza Shlesinger
Funny Comic Quotes By The Covert Comic: Every Friday is black where I work. Every Friday is black where I work. — The Covert Comic
Funny Comic Quotes By Jamie Delano: That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack) — Jamie Delano
Funny Comic Quotes By Kristen Bell: I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned. — Kristen Bell
Funny Comic Quotes By The Covert Comic: Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels. — The Covert Comic
Funny Comic Quotes By John Arcudi: I'm sure this is a diversionary ploy. But I'm sure this is a diversionary ploy. But that doesn't mean it isn't real.
-Abe Sapien — John Arcudi
Funny Comic Quotes By The Covert Comic: Secret 3963. It's only a sucking chest wound Secret 3963. It's only a sucking chest wound if you're not the shooter. — The Covert Comic
Funny Comic Quotes By Tanya Masse: They are not grey roots! This is my They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle! — Tanya Masse
Funny Comic Quotes By Steven Michael Quezada: It's hard for a comic to be joking It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny. — Steven Michael Quezada
Funny Comic Quotes By Christopher Moore: You can't teach someone to be funny, but You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can learn how to put it on a page. — Christopher Moore
Funny Comic Quotes By Michael Pollan: Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something. — Michael Pollan
Funny Comic Quotes By Bo Burnham: I'm a stand up comic and I always I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham
Funny Comic Quotes By The Covert Comic: Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads? Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads? — The Covert Comic
Funny Comic Quotes By Ben Stiller: Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it. — Ben Stiller
Funny Comic Quotes By Bill Watterson: You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! — Bill Watterson