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A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are very insolent,' she said, lamely. 'I've often been told so. But I don't believe it.
— Rafael Sabatini
Forgive me ... I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.
— Lloyd Alexander
The prospect of death in autumn, she said, was irrelevant next to its happy recognition of its participation in the life of the tree itself.
— David Guterson
Oooh, hard to say," Angela sneered behind Kami. "Other than live without magic like everybody els, you loser.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison
And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese
— Lucian Bane
Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.
— Mark A. Cooper
(About a cookbook ... )- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett
There's a danger in looking up past loves. It's usually best to keep sacred memories sacred, or they are bound to disappoint.
— Kelly Kathleen Ferguson
Did he teach you how to bore you opponents to sleep? Because I think I missed that lesson - Allie
— Julie Kagawa
God will really make your enemy your footstool
— Tyler Perry
How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined."I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. — Mark A. Cooper
One can hardly overestimate people's need to talk about themselves and to be listened to.
— Erich Fromm
