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Funny Comeback Quotes By Rudyard Kipling: One paid for one's knowledge with one's skin.

One paid for one's knowledge with one's skin. — Rudyard Kipling

Funny Comeback Quotes By Tim Tebow: You just try to be nice to everybody

You just try to be nice to everybody and treat them all the same. Treat them how you would want to be treated. — Tim Tebow

Funny Comeback Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: You're so full of shit, you ought to

You're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Comeback Quotes By Jeb Hensarling: The deficit is the symptom, but spending is

The deficit is the symptom, but spending is the disease. — Jeb Hensarling

Funny Comeback Quotes By Terry Pratchett: You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong. — Terry Pratchett

Funny Comeback Quotes By Kip Moore: Just seeing people appreciate what you do, come

Just seeing people appreciate what you do, come out and support it, and sing the songs back, there's not a better feeling in the world. — Kip Moore

Funny Comeback Quotes By James Morcan: The ends justify the means mindset has been

The ends justify the means mindset has been the impetus behind many a cruel medical or social experiment. — James Morcan

Funny Comeback Quotes By Susan Kay: And it's really very difficult to kill someone

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first! — Susan Kay

Funny Comeback Quotes By Adler And Holt: Holy shit! I think this man has an

Holy shit! I think this man has an insatiable oral fixation and I am the grateful recipient! — Adler And Holt

Funny Comeback Quotes By William Shatner: I had been in a Shakespeare company for

I had been in a Shakespeare company for three years and done a lot of Shakespeare. That was fun. That was interesting. — William Shatner

Funny Comeback Quotes By Paul Billheimer: Satan does not care how many people read

Satan does not care how many people read about prayer if only he can keep them from praying. — Paul Billheimer

Funny Comeback Quotes By Jennifer Estep: This is an Aston Martin, Gin.You don't run

This is an Aston Martin, Gin.You don't run over dead bodies in an Aston Matin."
"Tell that to James Bond — Jennifer Estep

Funny Comeback Quotes By Manuela George-Izunwa: Fortify your dream with work. Unrelenting effort turns

Fortify your dream with work. Unrelenting effort turns fantasy into reality. — Manuela George-Izunwa

Funny Comeback Quotes By TheFlamingPopsicle: Are you kidding me? The last time I

Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana. — TheFlamingPopsicle

Funny Comeback Quotes By Crystal Spears: I hate that I hate him because I

I hate that I hate him because I think I just might love him and all because of a bag of gummy bears that he knew I would need. -Winter — Crystal Spears

Funny Comeback Quotes By Nikki Grimes: I spent many hours ensconced in the local

I spent many hours ensconced in the local library, reading - nay, devouring - book after book after book. Books were my soul's delight. — Nikki Grimes

Funny Comeback Quotes By Heather O'Neill: What the hell is that?" he asked."Magic mushrooms.""I've

What the hell is that?" he asked.
"Magic mushrooms."
"I've always wanted to try those," he exclaimed. "They sound so cute. — Heather O'Neill

Funny Comeback Quotes By Brooke Bida: Always schedule your comeback.

Always schedule your comeback. — Brooke Bida