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Funny Child Quotes & Sayings

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You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child. — Dr. Seuss

If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate ... Choose science. — Carl Sagan

There are moments of the most crazy all-encompassing joy. What a phenonenally beautiful kid. A funny, dear child. Kind and open and loving. — Elisa Albert

A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. — Groucho Marx

I had no idea what they were saying in Italian as a child, they spoke too quickly on the radio. But I realized that language was very funny. — Dominic Chianese

I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking. — Julia Child

Child-- "I can't be patient, that's not a word, so don't even say it mommy."

Mommy-- "What? — Mel Brown

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

I am an only child. I have one sister. — Woody Allen

I was, like, this token teen angst child of Broadway. It's so funny. What is that? I don't even know. But I loved it. — Jennifer Damiano

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. — Drew Barrymore

I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women. — Julie Walters

As a child, I'd always liked cowboys and Indians stories where there were two layers - gruesome in the foreground but funny in the background. — Anthony Browne

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. — Holly Hood

Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet? — Felix J. Palma

Regarding creating a new work ... Sometimes you have to beat it like a red-headed step-child. — John P. Sousa

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. — Criss Jami

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. — Ellen DeGeneres

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A smartphone is an e-toy designed for the lonely inner child hidden in each and everyone of us. — Saurabh Sharma

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. — Bill Hicks

As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays. — M. Beth Bloom

Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!' — Russell Howard

It'll leave you feeling hollow and helpless, and there is where you'll stay. Ain't it funny child, love sometimes leaves you as dead as yesterday. — Zakk Wylde

My darling, you are indisposed! You must remain abed for the next eight months. Little Buford - "
"I am NOT naming our child Buford ... — Cassandra Clare

I rolled my eyes. "Do all narcotics officers lack basic human
compassion, or were you just not hugged enough as a child?"
Trust Me — L.A. Witt

Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child. — Robert Breault

I was a very quiet child growing up. I always knew that I was funny - I just never put it to use. — Spoken Reasons

As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye. — Milton Jones

Always find the funny. — Amy Susan Crohn

Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I persuaded him to throw the dirk away; and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself. — Mark Twain

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously? — Jim Jefferies

The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour. — Lincoln Child

I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing. — Pippa Evans

I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. — Bill Watterson

When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back — Rodney Dangerfield

Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent's past, there's leftover booze and contraceptives. — Bauvard

As a kid my heart would break for the villains. — Criss Jami

I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny. — Lauren Child

That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade. — Noel Fielding

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. — Robert Orben

... where there's one there's ten.'
That's crazy math. — Emma Donoghue

Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade — Russell Howard

I was an only child, eventually. — Steven Wright

I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself. — Woody Allen

I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ... — Dashiell Hammett

It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. — Dave Grohl

I was a poster child ... for birth control! — Rodney Dangerfield

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. — Jackson Radcliffe