Funny Cheapskate Quotes

Everything you desire is outside your comfort zone - otherwise, you would already have it. — Zan Perrion

Scoring 100 points is a lot, but I maybe could have scored 140 if they had played straight-up basketball. — Wilt Chamberlain

IF YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE STUPID,IT MEANS YOU ARE INTELLIGENT. — Shaikh Mustafa

You know, it's nice on a sitcom to have an audience there, but there's still a wall of cameras between you and them. — Thomas Gibson

You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right. — Brian Celio

The fact is that blaming doesn't get you anywhere. It keeps you stuck. Blaming stops you from moving on with your life. — Jane Green

I take lots of vitamins, but I don't think that's what keeps us going. — Debbie Harry

O endure the cross is not tragedy; it is the suffering which is the fruit of an exclusive allegiance to Jesus Christ. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young. — Cameron Diaz

Dialogue is the only way to end war and terror. We need practical solidarity with those who are weaker and diplomacy from below. — Luisa Morgantini

Task not unlike coming to grips with the Holy Ghost.' There — Pierangelo Isernia

The eye sees what it brings the power to see. — Thomas Carlyle

When I am dead, no pageant train shall waste their sorrows at my bier. Nor worthless pomp of homage vain stain it with hypocritic tear. — Edward Everett

The present stage redefines the possibilities of man and nature in accordance with the new means available for their realization. — Herbert Marcuse