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Funny Careers Quotes By James Brown: I did the thing with bonds, which was

I did the thing with bonds, which was about 30 million dollars, and didn't get none of the money on them. — James Brown

Funny Careers Quotes By Glennon Doyle Melton: You have to turn your head to see

You have to turn your head to see peripheral miracles. — Glennon Doyle Melton

Funny Careers Quotes By Bob Dylan: I took her by the hand and my

I took her by the hand and my heart it was thumpin'. When she said, hey man, you crazy or somethin'? — Bob Dylan

Funny Careers Quotes By Voltaire: The infinitely small have a pride infinitely great.

The infinitely small have a pride infinitely great. — Voltaire

Funny Careers Quotes By Jane Urquhart: Hardly anybody," he said, "understands how essential shit

Hardly anybody," he said, "understands how essential shit is to holding things together. — Jane Urquhart

Funny Careers Quotes By Demi Lovato: My sisters and my mom, those people help

My sisters and my mom, those people help me get through every single day. — Demi Lovato

Funny Careers Quotes By Robert J. White: There are no funny lawyers - only funny

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake. — Robert J. White

Funny Careers Quotes By Stephen King: Sometimes, the embers are better then the campfire.

Sometimes, the embers are better then the campfire. It's strange, but it's true. — Stephen King

Funny Careers Quotes By Steve Martin: I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who

I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers. — Steve Martin

Funny Careers Quotes By Alexander Borodin: Respectable people do not write music or make

Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career. — Alexander Borodin

Funny Careers Quotes By Paul Auster: There are two kinds of typical days. There's

There are two kinds of typical days. There's the typical day when I'm writing a novel, and there's the typical day when I'm not. — Paul Auster

Funny Careers Quotes By Edward Albee: Careers are funny things. They begin mysteriously and,

Careers are funny things. They begin mysteriously and, just as mysteriously, they can end. — Edward Albee

Funny Careers Quotes By Erin Loechner: Sometime when we're not looking for what we

Sometime when we're not looking for what we want, we find what we need. — Erin Loechner

Funny Careers Quotes By Erykah Badu: All of my children are the same way

All of my children are the same way I am. They're little artists too, in their own ways. — Erykah Badu

Funny Careers Quotes By Milton Berle: My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her

My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle

Funny Careers Quotes By Toni Sorenson: Spring is painted in daffodil yellows, robin egg

Spring is painted in daffodil yellows, robin egg blues, new grass green and the brightness of hope for a better life. — Toni Sorenson

Funny Careers Quotes By Ann Rule: I always say that bad women are fewer

I always say that bad women are fewer than men, but when you get one, they're fascinating because they're so rotten. — Ann Rule