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The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Stress and sleep deprivation had a funny way of liberating the mind from previously held truisms, replacing them with a more compliant desperation.
— David Z. Hirsch
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
— Julie Powell
On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.
— David Hyde Pierce
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.
— George R R Martin
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
Lvov is a city like New York City in America. New York City, in truth, was designed on the model of Lvov.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
— Janet Coleman
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth.
— Leonard Barnes
Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude ...
— Katharine Fullerton Gerould
There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
— Saurabh Sharma
Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.
— Neel Burton
I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE
— Alice Clayton
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth ... look at Ted Bundy.
— Shelley K. Wall
You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny.
— Auberon Waugh
I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just play them really badly.
— Stephen Schneider
That's what love's all about, Roxanne. Youlove someone, you trust them always to tel
you the truth. — Kristen Ashley
He was funny and charming, but also kind. It seemed the older she got, the more she appreciated kindness in people.
— Susan Mallery
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way
— Ali Shariati
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
— Betty White
Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans.
— Raheel Farooq
Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that's always the rule of them. It's about how far you can push that boundary.
— Ari Graynor
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
To tell you the truth. I am a wild and passionate novelist. I am therefore easily given over to telling wild and passionate lies.
— Val Edward Simone
We have truth in order not to die of art.— Steve Aylett
When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough.
— Shannon L. Alder
God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.
— Oliver Markus
Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.
— Bernard Sahlins
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
