Jeff Garlin Quotes

Top 26 wise famous quotes and sayings by Jeff Garlin

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Jeff Garlin quotes: Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains. Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains.
Jeff Garlin quotes: I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week. I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week.
Jeff Garlin quotes: I like independent movies, documentaries. There's not a lot of movies that are commercially made that I dig. I like independent movies, documentaries. There's not a lot of movies that are commercially made that I dig.
Jeff Garlin quotes: The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing. The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing.
Jeff Garlin quotes: Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings. Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.
Jeff Garlin quotes: I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do. I do love directing. It's probably my favorite thing that I do.
Jeff Garlin quotes: I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work. I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work.
Jeff Garlin quotes: The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot. The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.
Jeff Garlin quotes: I'm from Chicago and it's a huge influence on me. I'm from Chicago and it's a huge influence on me.
Jeff Garlin quotes: There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.
Jeff Garlin quotes: As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money. As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.
Jeff Garlin quotes: For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.
Jeff Garlin quotes: I've avoided doing network shows because I don't think they're true to real families. I've avoided doing network shows because I don't think they're true to real families.
Jeff Garlin quotes: Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good. Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good.