Jeff Garlin Quotes
Top 26 wise famous quotes and sayings by Jeff Garlin
Jeff Garlin Famous Quotes & Sayings
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First off, I don't do self-deprecation comedy based on being fat. I would always talk about it honestly. Secondly, I don't care how much I weigh.
I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean.
I felt very comfortable about myself when I was much heavier. I feel much better about myself from being fit.
Certainly early on, I kind of modeled myself after Steve Martin and Bill Murray. I would imitate them sometimes.
As an individual doing a podcast, you don't get even remotely rich. It's not something to do for money.
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.
Directing is really my favorite thing to do, but if I never directed again, I'd be okay if all the work I did was good.
I don't care what I do - act, stand-up, write, direct - it doesn't matter as long as I'm being creative and it's good work.
Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.
The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing.