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For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here". — Ashleigh Brilliant

Come Hell or High Water usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. — Drew Barrymore

It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange. — Zadie Smith

The Bible is clear that the Holy Spirit is God Himself. — Billy Graham

Thoughts Become Things... Choose The Good Ones! — Mike Dooley

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally. — Rita Rudner

As a boy, I didn't need a lot of playmates to have a good time. — Bruce Boxleitner

We criticize, copy, patronize, idolize and insult but we never doubt that the U.S. has a unique position in the history of human hopes. — Ferdinand Mount

So each person knows you according to what has happened in their lives, the losses as well as the great joy. — Bahauddin

Elegance and honesty are two mandatory parameters for any human production. — Philippe Starck

I do get funny people sometimes coming up to me in supermarkets in America with my picture in their pocket, which is a bit strange. — Saffron Burrows

But it is funny, because I saw Unbreakable recently and it's a strange movie, I didn't mind it, and it's got some interesting things going on. — Alex Winter

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs — Josh Stern

I want to touch you." His words were against my lips now. "I want to feel what's mine. What's always been mine. — Penelope Douglas

I don't think of myself as being funny. But life takes strange turns. — Frank Gorshin

This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer. — Charisma Carpenter

Devolutionary reform will not provide a factory, a machine or jobs, build a school, train a doctor or put a pound on pensions. — Neil Kinnock

It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes. — Eric San

I think many people are finding things I do very funny and strange. — Flula Borg

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change? — Bo Burnham

Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career. — E.A. Bucchianeri

For ever tear dropped, a new seed within you is planted, from which a garden predicting better days will surely emerge. — Daniel Marques

And how funny, strange, that a thing can grow so powerful even when planted in the wrong place. Ideas too, I muttered. Ideas. — Louise Erdrich

Once you feel like you can safely quit a melody, you are free to explore more important things. — Dan Bejar

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication. — Renee Zellweger

Laziness, I am afraid, was Charles's distinguishing trait. — John Fowles

All he has is a mangled ankle. I have Americans. — Rhys Bowen

My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that. — Peter Jacobson

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

Knives are sharp, but are equally confusing. — Nathan Hassall

There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for. — Bauvard

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

Life is strange and funny with many winding roads ahead ... but the roads of greed and hypocrisy will lead to a person's downfall each and every time. — Timothy Pina

Sometimes when you're losing someone, you hang on to whatever tradition you can. — Mitch Albom

My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me. — Jonathan Winters

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

My second grade teacher told me I would never graduate high school. That I was going to be a juvenile delinquent. — Miles Teller

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything ... .but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco — Josh Stern

I think comedy, so much of it comes out of the strange sort of golden instant 'cause you don't know why it's funny, but you captured it. — Alice Lowe

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage. — Norm MacDonald