Edward Monkton Quotes

Beware the toast that has no ears

The plate is happy but the toast hasn't slept well and is seeking revenge.

Beware of the deadly donky,
falling from the sky'
you can choose the way you live,
my friend,
but not the way you die.

He knows not where he's going,
For the ocean will decide,
Its not the destination,
It's the glory of the ride