Funny But Romantic Quotes

I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both. — Michael W. Grimard

Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans — Brit Gosik

I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit — Ann Everett

I could still box your ears."
"Nonsense," he scoffed. "You couldn't reach that high. — Anne Gracie

Wow," she said. "Do you realise how wonderful you sound?"
"Yes, I do," he said with a firm nod. "And I think I'm underappreciated. — Robyn Carr

Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble. — Louis L'Amour

I've never gotten to do romantic comedy like most of the girls. Maybe because I'm fit, people assume that I'm not funny? — Jessica Biel

He needed to gather her up, hold on to her, anything to help her stop trembling. Something was going to shake loose if she didn't. — Tara Janzen

A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real. — Harry Styles

Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot. — Stephanie Perkins

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

We're adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you're counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even. — Robyn Carr

What the hell was she doing on the nonhostage side of a handgun? — Suzanne Brockmann

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

Fun and killing ain't synonyms to regular folks, Zeus."

. — Shay Rucker

When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them? — Maya Banks

You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be or the person they will be. — Samantha Stroh Bailey

I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials — Ann Everett

Liza took her time sipping her tea. That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face. — Gwenn Wright

He'd done it like he did everything else - with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her. — Kaylea Cross

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts. — Jason Reitman

Well, go on then, Abby; run along and let the nice man compromise you. — Anne Gracie

A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. — Jennifer Lopez

I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world. — Mindy Kaling

He should probably make love to her. — Tara Janzen

You know, every bad guy was once good until he crossed a line. I don't think they come out of the womb being assholes. — Laurann Dohner

Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat. — Jonas Eriksson

I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace. — Katie Graykowski

How do you know?"
"Well, I don't, I'm making this up, but I bet I'm right. — Robyn Carr

He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O. — Kerrigan Bane

I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together. — Beck Anderson

If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching. — Katie Graykowski

Knives and candlelight," he said, "how romantic. — Nenia Campbell

Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion. — Andy Vogt

Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask. "What are you doing here?"
"I need a gun."
This was not how his dream was supposed to go. — Shannon K. Butcher

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.
Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life. — Tara Janzen

If I looked like him," Tara said. "I'd want to have sex with myself. All the time. — Jill Shalvis

Sophie, honey, stop looking at me like that," Garrett said gruffly. "You'll have me convinced I'm going to die."
"You're not? — Maya Banks

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Everyone forgets that what's fun about a romantic comedy is how these two people are going to fight with each other and how's that going to be funny. — Nicholas Stoller

I need a hug from you to make me feel better about the fact I need a hug from you. — Stephanie Rowe

The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny. — Hugh Grant

Eloise thought that justice was a funny thing. It was a big idea, a romantic one. It was imagined like a satisfying end to a story. — Lisa Unger