Funny But Romantic Quotes & Sayings
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How do you know?"
"Well, I don't, I'm making this up, but I bet I'm right. —
Robyn Carr

If you are reading this, I'm dead. Don't celebrate too much. Jesus is watching. —
Katie Graykowski

Knives and candlelight," he said, "how romantic. —
Nenia Campbell

Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion. —
Andy Vogt

Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask. "What are you doing here?"
"I need a gun."
This was not how his dream was supposed to go. —
Shannon K. Butcher

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.
Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life. —
Tara Janzen

Eloise thought that justice was a funny thing. It was a big idea, a romantic one. It was imagined like a satisfying end to a story. —
Lisa Unger

If I looked like him," Tara said. "I'd want to have sex with myself. All the time. —
Jill Shalvis

Sophie, honey, stop looking at me like that," Garrett said gruffly. "You'll have me convinced I'm going to die."
"You're not? —
Maya Banks

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. —
Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Everyone forgets that what's fun about a romantic comedy is how these two people are going to fight with each other and how's that going to be funny. —
Nicholas Stoller

I need a hug from you to make me feel better about the fact I need a hug from you. —
Stephanie Rowe

The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny. —
Hugh Grant

It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts. —
Jason Reitman

What the hell was she doing on the nonhostage side of a handgun? —
Suzanne Brockmann

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance —
Alison Wong

Fun and killing ain't synonyms to regular folks, Zeus."
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Shay Rucker

When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them? —
Maya Banks

You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be or the person they will be. —
Samantha Stroh Bailey

I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials —
Ann Everett

Liza took her time sipping her tea. That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face. —
Gwenn Wright

He'd done it like he did everything else - with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her. —
Kaylea Cross

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. —
Frances Winkler

I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together. —
Beck Anderson

Well, go on then, Abby; run along and let the nice man compromise you. —
Anne Gracie

A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. —
Jennifer Lopez

I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world. —
Mindy Kaling

He should probably make love to her. —
Tara Janzen

You know, every bad guy was once good until he crossed a line. I don't think they come out of the womb being assholes. —
Laurann Dohner

Agent Julianne was always looking for ways to spin things. She would have been better off owning a laundromat. —
Jonas Eriksson

I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace. —
Katie Graykowski

He laughed, a big, open-mouthed laugh that made her think of words beginning with the letter O. —
Kerrigan Bane