Funny Broke Quotes
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My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!
— Rodney Dangerfield
We attended stables, as we attended church, in our best clothes, thereby no doubt showing the degree of respect due to horses.
— Osbert Sitwell
Nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.
— Emma Chase
I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it
— Elle Kennedy
A whole people with the ballot in their hands possess the most conclusive and unlimited power ever entrusted to humanity.
— Herbert Hoover
Maybe you should just press the button
— James Dashner
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!
— Henny Youngman
How did you not know they broke up? You usually monitor his social media like he's al-Qaeda and you're the CIA.
— Heather Cocks
Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it ...
— Robert Pattinson
Our world has grown weary of greed, exploitation and division, of the tedium of false idols and piecemeal responses, and the pain of false promises.
— Pope Benedict XVI
He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money.
— L. Frank Baum
Remember. Make him cry uncle.Cry uncle, my posterior. I'm going to make him cry like a girl who broke her mom's designer heels at the prom. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
No one broke his finger and got away with it.
— Sarah Masters
THE LUCIAN BANE BOOM TEAM:
— Lucian Bane
