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Funny Bios Quotes By Thomas A Kempis: First keep peace with yourself, then you can

First keep peace with yourself, then you can also bring peace to others. — Thomas A Kempis

Funny Bios Quotes By Seyi Ayoola: Holiness grants us access to God's blessings, for

Holiness grants us access to God's blessings, for without it,ACCESS DENIED!!! — Seyi Ayoola

Funny Bios Quotes By Lee Child: The dawn came up entirely gold, with no

The dawn came up entirely gold, with no hint of pink or purple. The sky was a rinsed blue, like an old shirt washed a thousand times. — Lee Child

Funny Bios Quotes By Brenda Cooper: They live inside of what is essentially one

They live inside of what is essentially one huge wearable. Everyone connected to everyone even when they shit. — Brenda Cooper

Funny Bios Quotes By Charles Nelson Reilly: I live at the dentist's. I'm on my

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. — Charles Nelson Reilly

Funny Bios Quotes By Patricia Hampl: Silence was the first prayer I learned to

Silence was the first prayer I learned to trust ... — Patricia Hampl

Funny Bios Quotes By Amie Kaufman: How is it that I can want him

How is it that I can want him so badly when he's only been gone from me for a minute? — Amie Kaufman

Funny Bios Quotes By Isabel Allende: I carry around a little stool to stand

I carry around a little stool to stand on when people want a picture with their cellular phones. — Isabel Allende

Funny Bios Quotes By Pierre Trudeau: The past is to be respected and acknowledged,

The past is to be respected and acknowledged, but not worshipped; it is our future in which we will find our greatness. — Pierre Trudeau

Funny Bios Quotes By Erma Bombeck: It seemed rather incongruous that in a society

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. — Erma Bombeck

Funny Bios Quotes By Dave Thomas: If you like your remote messaging fat, dumb,

If you like your remote messaging fat, dumb, and interoperable, you could also look into the SOAP libraries distributed with Ruby. — Dave Thomas

Funny Bios Quotes By Rita Mae Brown: Women need to feel loved and men need

Women need to feel loved and men need to feel needed. — Rita Mae Brown