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I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house ...
— Daniel Tosh
None of the wives mention the security guards by the door, who will probably tackle us to the ground if we try to leave without our husbands.
— Lauren DeStefano
Every man should marry - and no woman
— Benjamin Disraeli
From the ashes, they rose, And burned once again. He never forgot her glow, And she never forgot him.
— Brittainy C. Cherry
I'm blessed and proud and privileged to have played two wonderful characters on television.
— Colin Cunningham
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.
— Mickey Rooney
The only thing more enjoyable than chocolate, is bacon.
— Jeffrey Steingarten
At last I had it - the Christmas present I'd wanted all along, but hadn't realized. His words.
— Rachel Cohn
Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.
— Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
— Lord Chesterfield
Opposities are married.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
She was melting inside. Melting and burning all at the same time.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
The war we must must win is fought within.
— Tom Payne
Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.
— Habeeb Akande
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases.
— Nia Vardalos
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
— William Cosmo Monkhouse
Keep patience.... For even TIME needs TIME.
— Mayank Sharma
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova