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Funny Beer Quotes By Jerry Snider: I think it would be difficult to get

I think it would be difficult to get drunk in China. I tried to drink some beer with chop sticks and it took me a whole day to finish one can. — Jerry Snider

Funny Beer Quotes By Dave Moulton: Why is American beer served cold? So you

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

Funny Beer Quotes By Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life's

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

Funny Beer Quotes By Michael Jackson: Never ask for 'a beer.'

Never ask for 'a beer.' — Michael Jackson

Funny Beer Quotes By Steven Wright: I was thinking that women should put pictures

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. — Steven Wright

Funny Beer Quotes By Kristen Schaal: If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne,

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes. — Kristen Schaal

Funny Beer Quotes By Julius Caesar: Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.

Beer ... a high and mighty liquor. — Julius Caesar

Funny Beer Quotes By Sarah Dalton: Yes, from drinking too much beer and generally

Yes, from drinking too much beer and generally being a tyrannical egomaniac. — Sarah Dalton

Funny Beer Quotes By Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Homer no function beer well without. — Homer

Funny Beer Quotes By Doug Stanhope: My first open mic, I drank a full

My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny? — Doug Stanhope

Funny Beer Quotes By Michael Jackson: Beer may cause you to digress - and

Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life. — Michael Jackson

Funny Beer Quotes By Charles Dickens: In particular, there was a butler in a

In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly. — Charles Dickens

Funny Beer Quotes By Richard Patrick: Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. — Richard Patrick

Funny Beer Quotes By Hiroko Sakai: When you paint late at night, drinking beer

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ... — Hiroko Sakai

Funny Beer Quotes By Dennis Miller: Should I really care what kind of beer

Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend? — Dennis Miller

Funny Beer Quotes By Rachel Caine: This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before. — Rachel Caine

Funny Beer Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina