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I think it would be difficult to get drunk in China. I tried to drink some beer with chop sticks and it took me a whole day to finish one can. — Jerry Snider

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

Never ask for 'a beer.' — Michael Jackson

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. — Steven Wright

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes. — Kristen Schaal

Beer ... a high and mighty liquor. — Julius Caesar

Yes, from drinking too much beer and generally being a tyrannical egomaniac. — Sarah Dalton

Homer no function beer well without. — Homer

My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny? — Doug Stanhope

Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life. — Michael Jackson

In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly. — Charles Dickens

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. — Richard Patrick

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ... — Hiroko Sakai

Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend? — Dennis Miller

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before. — Rachel Caine

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina