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I'm just glad you didn't die while we were gone," Brent said. "He'd be so pissed. And you know, you'd be dead. So that would suck.
— Bree Despain
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
You're funny, which you can't be if you're not smart. Dad says it's harder to make someone laugh than it is to make them smile.
— Cath Crowley
If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning.
— Daphne Du Maurier
Funny how well-rehearsed you can become at being who everyone thinks you should be.
— Stevie J. Cole
Rina's always claimed that I expect too little from life," Standard said."Then at least you'll never be disappointed. — James Sallis
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."
— Frank Carson
Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.
— Cassandra Clare
You're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
— Billy Connolly
Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon?
— Scott Steiner
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you ...
— W. H. Auden
And what have you been up to? she asked.Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews
If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.
— Thomas Lennon
The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.
— M.F. Moonzajer
You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy
If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny.
— Judah Friedlander
I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.
— Merrie Haskell
To be creative and spontaneous, you have to live with imperfection.
— John Abercrombie
Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do it.
— Madeline Kahn
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
— Colin Quinn
If you do a Western that's funny, there's no way people don't call it a spoof or a parody, even though it may not be.
— Adam McKay
Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you?
— W.C. Fields
It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book.
— Alice Greczyn
You are a very threatening princess.""Be Careful or I'll beat you up with my tiara. — Alyssa Rose Ivy
The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate.
— Emma Stone
If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.
— Michaela Haze
There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
I was fine till the finger, I say to myself, as I shift to reverse. You don't flip off Gilbert Grape. Let that be known.
— Peter Hedges
It's fun to be able to have a fun palate, and the way I say that, you think about it and it sounds funny, but it's true.
— Joey Fatone
Be careful, though.""Aren't I always?"
"No, I think the word for how you usually are is 'reckless. — Veronica Roth
I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.
— Jonathan Winters
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
— Groucho Marx
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
— Wilson Mizner
You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal.
— Francois Lelord
If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.
— Tom Hanks
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
— Marlon Wayans
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself
— Christina Grimmie
You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny.
— Elaine Stritch
A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.
— Jennifer Lopez
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
— Donald Rumsfeld
I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose.
— Ellen Hopkins
I know you can be funny without being filthy.
— Jonathan Winters
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You're nasty and you're loud,you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky
My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
— Chris Rock
We are about to be eaten by a dragon, you're crawling on bleeding hands through bat droppings, and you're worried about being proper?
— Bethany Wiggins
The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged.
— Andrea L'Artiste
I'm going to need to save you.""Excuse me? No one needs-"
"I'm saving you, so shut up and be grateful. — Kelley Armstrong
Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere.
— Lorna Jane Cook
You want me to be a man,older than you, who goes by the name of Roullard.
— Wendelin Van Draanen
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.
— Maya Rudolph
Girls are funny. If they fall for you, they do what they want - their mothers be damned.
— Michael Schmicker
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
— Winston Churchill
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston
Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing.
— Roger Von Oech
Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to be more complicated than you expected.
— Edward Griffith Begle
Isn't it funny how something that will later be a blessing can be a curse if you get it too soon.
— T.D. Jakes
You're far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You're far better suited as a wife.
— Lisa Kleypas
If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff.
— Bill Cosby
A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!
— Nicole McKay
You know what love means? It means loving the person you are now and not the person you want someone to be or the person they will be.
— Samantha Stroh Bailey
Don't you think you're quite young?''I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old. — Paulo Coelho
I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials
— Ann Everett
It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny.
— Jill Soloway
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
— Golda Meir