Funny Bathroom Quotes
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Funny Bathroom Quotes & Sayings
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The face of all the world is changed, I think,
Since first I heard the footsteps of they soul
Move still, oh, still, beside me ... — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Since first I heard the footsteps of they soul
Move still, oh, still, beside me ... — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
He was discovered with his feet stuck to the ceiling in the bathroom with his head stuffed in the toilet ...
— Orson Scott Card
Everybody's got bills to pay. Sometimes you see people just go straight for the money, and that's disappointing.
— Kevin Bacon
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
— Candice Bergen
Simon Hale, the British arranger, does all string and wood arrangements on my records.
— Duncan Sheik
Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.
— Rita Rudner
You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and nobody cares. But if you ask, 'Can I use the plop-plop machine?' it always breaks the conversation.
— Dave Attell
I must be lean & write & make worlds beside this to live in.
— Sylvia Plath
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
— Arthur C. Clarke
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
— Henny Youngman
For, to a child, the oddest of things, and the most richly coloured picture-book, is that his mother was once a child also.
— J.M. Barrie
But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.
— Chelsea Handler
I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but I don't think I can top that one.
— John Legend