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A modicum of discord is the very spice of courtship. — Nicolas Chamfort

Before he can become a wolf, the lycanthrope strips naked. If you spy a naked man among the pines, you must run as if the Devil were after you. — Angela Carter

We live in a flat; my wife would be happy if we had a house with stairs. Or a little cottage in the country. — Fergus Henderson

Any desire to grow is following the flow of love — Deepak Chopra

Chuck Swindoll is somebody who I've read a lot over the years and have used his curriculum when I've taught Sunday school classes. — John Thune

When I first go out on stage, there are tummy bubbles everywhere. — Toni Braxton

Sex before love is like a bandage before a wound. — M.F. Moonzajer

I realized that with hard work, the world was your oyster. You could do anything you wanted to do. — Chris Evert

I know the established Christian theology ... I know the enemy, but the enemy doesn't know me. Thus the enemy has already lost the war. — Sun Myung Moon

Our policy is very clear: whatever policy will suit the people, whatever policy will suit the circumstances, whatever policy will suit my state. — Mamata Banerjee

The kingdom of heaven is already in existence if we will have it, that perfection is already in man if he will see it. — Swami Vivekananda

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!" — Henny Youngman