J. Richard Singleton quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by J. Richard Singleton

J. Richard Singleton Famous Quotes & Sayings

Discover top inspirational quotes from J. Richard Singleton on Wise Famous Quotes.

I try not to let other people's problems problem me.

If there's one thing I know about women, it's that they have vaginas.

Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities.

Life.... It's better than the alternative.

If you could talk to God, He wouldn't be God.

The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.

I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.

That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!

No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school.

I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.

[Truman] didn't want to fight the guy, whatever he was - alien, vampyr or douchebag.

You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.